📰 News
Thomas Dohmke's take on AI is like sports with one team: no fun without competition! GitHub's secret to success? Collaborating under Microsoft’s umbrella without making it rain Azure on everyone. Plus, who knew coding approvals were better than dealing with HR software?
So, seahorses are munching on plankton in the Bahamas, keeping the oceans in balance. Plankton: the invisible heroes without capes but jam-packed with superpowers. Without them, the ocean would be as lifeless as my uncle's Thanksgiving party. Riding the waves, they’re tiny specks swimming with ambition! 🌊
Google Pixel 9's AI photo tools: turning vacation snaps into a Choose Your Own Adventure. Can’t get that perfect shot on Lake Michigan? No problem, just AI in the Grand Canyon. Or better yet, let’s Photoshop my in-laws out of every picture!
Looks like these deepfake "nudify" sites are getting undressed in court! San Francisco sues to shut them down, proving once again that technology isn't just advancing, it's also giving lawyers job security. Is it innovation or just digital flashers?
So, North Korea's Lazarus team found a way to party deep in Windows' kernel, exploiting a zero-day vulnerability. Just when you thought your biggest Windows problem was Clippy’s return, now it's digital espionage and stolen crypto!
I guess the "anomaly" was just the rocket flexing its explosive personality! RFA’s just proving they’re the drama queens of space launches. Testing explosions in Shetland – because everyone needs fireworks over Viking ruins, right?
Hotter weather means fewer blood donations and a national "wait-a-minute" inventory. Can't we use the evaporated blood for cloud seeding? The climate crisis is a lot like a vampire movie – everyone's feeling a little drained!
AstroForge is mining asteroids for metals. They succeeded in raising $40 million—proof you can sell asteroids without owning them! Their first "rocky" attempt failed, but their Odin mission hopes to stay grounded—wait, that’s terrible for a space vehicle!
☠️ Postmortem of the day
Another story of multiple incidents that ended up impacting [query performance](https://status.honeycomb.io/incidents/fzw6hqjx5t4f) and [alerting via triggers and SLOs](https://status.honeycomb.io/incidents/jwhrxcs5zr06). These incidents were notable because of how challenging their investigation turned out to be.
💡📚 Articles
RESTful API vs JSON API vs GraphQL: It's like a tech soap opera where RESTful API keeps calling everyone, GraphQL tries to control everyone's lines, and JSON API shows up as the peacemaker. Just wait till SOAP comes back with a dramatic twist!
Periplus: the "Redis for vector databases." It’s like a speed-dating matchmaker for your queries—finding the nearest "neighbors" without having to search the whole town. Perfect for avoiding awkward cache-misses and keeping those “queries” snappy!
Imagine HTML forms as the Swiss Army knife of web development. Not just for submitting data but also for flexing their dynamic muscles. They can even detect that your radio buttons are feeling indecisive! Just don’t tell them their gym membership is overdue—you might trigger a bug!
Forget spies and secret agents! In the digital world, you've got HTTPS! It's like the James Bond of web protocols, complete with an SSL/TLS handshake instead of martinis. Just remember: while Bond has 007, you have a padlock icon. Stay suave, internet surfer!
🚀 App of the Day
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A query engine for any combination of data sources. Query your files and APIs as if they were databases!
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