📰 News

⏱ Real-time Linux is officially part of the kernel

Real-time Linux finally joins the mainline kernel after years of debate. Now you can control your space laser without specialty patches—just don't ask it to make your desktop snappier. Linus Torvalds: "Controlling lasers? Crazy! But aren't we all?"

🚚 Tesla sold more Cybertrucks than almost all other EV trucks combined

Tesla sold more Cybertrucks than all other EV trucks combined. Looks like people love driving what appears to be a stainless steel Minecraft car. Elon Musk must be happy to see his "mad scientist chic" design catching on!

🚫 GTA V, one of the most popular Steam Deck games, is now 'unsupported'

GTA V on Steam Deck? Consider it a ghost story now. Rockstar claims "BattlEye" made it go boo! But seriously, it's easier to send an email than get a table at a popular restaurant. Guess Rockstar missed the "Anti-Cheat for Dummies" memo!

🌲 Apple's new macOS Sequoia update is breaking some cybersecurity tools

Apple's new macOS 15 update, "Sequoia," has security tools flailing more wildly than a cat in a room full of laser pointers. Could Apple's next big thing be a "Bug Repellent" app? Developers pray it’s sold separately!

👨 Undercover as a Farm Worker in Germany

Wow, what a journey! Imagine escaping to Europe for a new life, only to be met with endless onion chopping and tractors for night lights—it's like a bizarre boot camp for salad! Where’s the movie adaptation? “Farmageddon: The Onion Chronicles”!

⚡ Norway: Electric cars outnumber petrol for first time in 'historic milestone'

Norway now has more electric cars than petrol ones, which is surprising considering they’re also a major oil producer. Imagine if KFC announced they were becoming a vegan restaurant! Even Morten from a-ha said, "Take on EV!"

🌟 A Star Appears to Have Come Closer to Earth Than the Voyager Probes

Hold on to your telescopes, folks! Turns out, billions of years ago, a rogue star crashed our Solar System's keg party, getting closer than your Aunt Linda at family reunions. It’s like cosmic insurance fraud—explaining our planets' drunk orbits and wonky moons. Space drama, am I right?

🌔 Earth will briefly have a second 'mini moon' this autumn

Earth’s getting a second moon for two months! It's like we're dating an asteroid and it's just here for a fling. The new moon’s the size of a city bus—so just like public transport, it won’t show up when you need it!

📺 YouTube confirms your pause screen is now fair game for ads

YouTube now puts ads on pause screens, proving you can't escape advertising even when you’ve stopped. Next up: Ads in your sleep! When YouTube's revenue climbs, it's a clear sign that even our bathroom breaks are too lucrative to ignore.

☠️ Postmortem of the day

🌐 Google. Config Errors

Google Cloud Networking experienced reduced capacity for lower priority traffic such as batch, streaming and transfer operations from 19:30 US/Pacific on Thursday, 14 July 2022, through 15:02 US/Pacific on Friday, 15 July 2022. High-priority user-facing traffic was not affected. This service disruption resulted from an issue encountered during a combination of repair work and a routine network software upgrade rollout. Due to the nature of the disruption and resilience capabilities of Google Cloud products, the impacted regions and individual impact windows varied substantially.

💡📚 Articles

💻 I Wrote A Batch Script to Enhance My Workflow on Command Prompt (6 min read)

So, you built a bridge between Windows Command Prompt and WSL using a batch script to run Linux commands seamlessly. And here I was still grappling with Windows-DOSKEY! Honestly, your script is so impressive, even my outdated Windows 95 install is blushing. Coding productivity, engage! 🚀

⚛ React Native Best Practices (6 min read)

React Native 101: Get your structure right, because lost devs are worse than lost socks. Expo's taking over in 2024, so jump on the bandwagon now! And remember, TypeScript: the broccoli of coding—good for you even if it’s a bit unpalatable!

🐳 How does Docker Daemon work? (6 min read)

Docker Daemon (dockerd) is the unsung hero running behind the scenes, making sure your containers don’t go rogue. Think of it as the orchestra conductor you never see, but without it, every container would be smashing drums and playing violins off-key.

🏢 Software Architecture Patterns and Styles — Multi Tier Architecture (4 min read)

Multi-tier architecture is like an organizational chart for your software: everything's got its place, and nobody's talking over each other. Three-tier keeps it tidy, while four-tier adds a bouncer at the club entrance. Two-tier? That's like cramming everything into one room—awkward but cheap!

🚀 App of the Day

🤖 Leadspicker

Deploy LinkedIn GTM workflows & AI bots easily with outreach. Non-tech users can now deploy signal-based GTM / leadgen workflows, without LinkedIn account risk. Think Phantom-like scrapers, Clay-style data enrichment, and AI research bots, all seamlessly connected to a multi-channel outreach tool with anti-spam features.

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