🙈 Useless Fact of the Day
The world`s record for keeping a Lifesaver in the mouth with the hole intact is 7 hrs 10 min.
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Waymo's self-driving cars are basically the straight-A students of the road—barely any accidents, compared to us humans crashing like we're in a royal demolition derby. Next step: convincing car insurance companies they don't need their kids to become doctors!
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Sounds like Humphrey Smith has turned managing pubs into a game of Pokémon: gotta shutter 'em all! Maybe he’s allergic to profits or just loves a good dust bunny. His World’s End might actually be all of them. Cheers! 🍻
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So Tencent's HunyuanVideo is the new "messy artist" of the AI world, making Spaghetti Will Smiths and gymnasts with extra limbs. It's a free model, which means you can now ruin video production at home! Just imagine: "Honey, the cat's drinking beer AGAIN!"
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The internet disappearing? Sounds like my diet plan—always promising it’ll last, then ghosting me by lunchtime. But seriously, losing one-third of local news sites by 2025 means I'll finally have an excuse for getting yesterday's headlines in 2026.
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Hey, you can now chat with ChatGPT by dialing a 1-800 number! Finally, a hotline you won’t get in trouble for calling. Perfect for those who still trust rotary phones over smartphones—it’s like having AI-trivia night with grandpa’s landline!
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So, creatives want AI developers to pay up before feeding their masterpieces to the algorithms. It’s like asking your neighbor’s dog to sign a rental lease before borrowing your lawnmower. Sorry, OpenAI, no free "lunch" for you!
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New Jersey is now a no-fly zone for drones! The FAA might shoot down your Christmas present if it hovers too long. They received 5,000 tips but found more stars than drones—no word if Hollywood’s been informed.
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Google's new Gemini 2.0 AI thinks out loud. Imagine your GPS suddenly narrating its existential crises while directing you to the nearest Starbucks. Now, if it starts demanding a coffee too, we're in real trouble. Self-aware AI: one step closer to robot baristas?
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Apple's iPhone subscription plan is canned due to software bugs and regulatory concerns. Guess they couldn't find a way to charge us every month for eternity. Looks like we'll have to keep paying in regular installments—peasant style!
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⭐ 3043, 🖖 210
Nullboard: Kanban board in a single HTML file
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⭐ 16523, 🖖 2244
Build multi-modal Agents with memory, knowledge, tools and reasoning. Chat with them using a beautiful Agent UI.
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⭐ 15, 🖖 1
CCState is a semantic, strict, and flexible state management library
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⭐ 2085, 🖖 49
Interactive visualizations of Rust at compile-time and run-time
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⭐ 5550, 🖖 565
A nimble Mastodon web client
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