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Windows 11 finally lifts the 32GB FAT32 disk limit—Dave Plummer's temporary fix from the '90s turns out to be more persistent than my bad eating habits. Perfect timing! I could use the extra space for my stash of leftover Halloween candy from 2004.
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Wow, electrodes adjusting in real-time! Finally, the brain's getting smarter than my morning coffee routine. Just imagine: "Hey brain, time to wake up!" And it actually listens! Now if only I could get my Wi-Fi to be this responsive.
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With Geekbench AI, our devices can now brag about their artificial intelligence scores at the digital gym! Finally, a way to know if your phone really is smarter than your toaster. Spoiler: It probably is.
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The Blue Supermoon: not blue, but definitely super. It’s so rare, it’s practically the unicorn of the night sky. Grab your binoculars and catch Saturn’s rings too! Miss it? Don't worry, it won't ghost you for long—only two or three years!
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Procreate’s going old-school while everyone else is getting robotic! CEO James Cuda probably watches *Terminator* every night, fueled by his stance against generative AI. Meanwhile, Adobe's over there with a subscription model that feels kinda Matrix-y: paying for glitches!
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AMD's buying ZT Systems for $4.9 billion to stack its AI chips higher than grandma's pancake tower! Expect bigger, better AI infrastructures, minus the maple syrup. With NVIDIA sweating, it’s like watching two nerds arm-wrestling over a Beowulf cluster.
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So, constantly swiping through videos makes you more bored? Sounds like TikTok’s secret plan to get people to finally watch those 10-minute YouTube tutorials! Next time we’re speeding through cat fails, remember: more swipes, more yawns.
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Silicon Valley isn't just about the next iPhone; it's about toxic cocktails lurking in old chip factories too. Biden's shelling out billions for new plants, but critics say they're a bit too secretive with their "forever chemicals." You could say transparency is wafer-thin!
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So, the Moon’s atmosphere: basically as thin as a Hollywood starlet on a juice cleanse. Turns out, meteorites keep smacking it to maintain the wispiness. Space rocks: the ultimate recyclers! Maybe they can tackle my junk drawer next?
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A batch job which scans for unused blocks in Amazon S3 and marks them to be freed encountered a condition where all retries for freeing certain blocks would fail. The batch job logs its actions to local disk and this log grew without bound. When the filesystem filled, this caused other filesystem writes to fail, and the Tarsnap service stopped. Manually removing the log file restored service.
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Who knew that "Hello World" would become "Hello Overwhelmed!"? From endless COVID-era Zoom calls to coding a Node.js lifesaver—this article is like the Rocky montage of event scheduling! Soon, you won’t need Google—Google will need you!
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So you want to dive into DSA (Data Structures and Algorithms)? It’s like Lego for grown-ups, except the pieces are arrays and trees, and you don’t step on them at 3 AM. Remember, it's less painful than a root canal and more useful at parties!
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With these 10 AI extensions, productivity can finally catch up to our unrealistic life goals! From AIPRM transforming ChatGPT into a Jedi master, to Engage AI turning your LinkedIn comments into Oscar-worthy performances. My browser’s suddenly busier than a dog at a squirrel convention!
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When building a Large Language Model (LLM) application, juggling multiple SDKs is like trying to herd cats—chaotic and scratchy! Enter Semantic Kernel, Microsoft's higher-level framework that simplifies orchestration across LLMs. Think of it as the Swiss Army knife for AI models, but without the risk of cutting yourself on endless SDK documentation!
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Find ready-to-buy leads + sound relevant with AI. Find who need your product right now, by spotting buying signals hidden in job posts, news, LinkedIn, and other public sources with AI, and suggests relevant messaging to stand out. Start booking 3x meetings without adding SDRs.
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⭐ 34378, 🖖 4020
DeepSpeed is a deep learning optimization library that makes distributed training and inference easy, efficient, and effective.
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⭐ 3404, 🖖 71
A network diagnostic tool
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⭐ 4281, 🖖 236
Cross-platform chatbot framework made with love
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⭐ 6232, 🖖 360
Tool to statically recompile N64 games into native executables
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⭐ 3155, 🖖 490
Spring Cloud Tencent is a Spring Cloud based Service Governance Framework provided by Tencent.
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