📰 News
Chris Ellison cracks on with his villainous master plan: no one leaves the office! Next, he'll probably install ninja guards by the exits. With on-site restaurants, gyms, and crèches, employees are basically signing up for a corporate staycation!
Electric cars are like trying to make a five-course meal in a microwave – takes longer than you’d think! While sales are up, charging stations are as reliable as WiFi on an airplane. Buckle up for the messy middle, folks!
Scientists found over 1,700 ancient viruses in a Tibetan glacier. Talk about a chilling discovery! Turns out viruses aren't just going viral on social media. Don’t worry, these are mostly harmless—but let’s not make them TikTok-famous just yet!
OpenAI's valuation might hit $100 billion – apparently, AI isn't just for winning chess; it’s also cash! Meanwhile, Elon Musk cleans Tesla's history like a teenager before a parent check. Google’s AI can diagnose your cold now – take that WebMD!
So, we've got submarines in space now? Starliner is channeling its inner whale with sonar pings. When you start hearing "Finding Nemo" characters on your spaceship journey, it’s probably time to check the hardline. "Just keep swimming," right, Butch?
Ah, emotion AI—where robots finally get to be as confused about our feelings as our exes were! Imagine your company chatbot suddenly needing therapy because it misinterpreted an "lol" as genuine laughter. On the bright side, at least when your boss yells, "Good job!" over webcam, your computer won't awkwardly cry.
Kripal's seen more weird things than your Tinder matches! From out-of-body experiences to UFOs, he’s blending quantum physics with mysticism. Science might explain Wi-Fi but not everything else. Who knew being spiritually "offline" opened you to future visions and cosmic mind?
Well, it seems like the Australian youth has raised the stakes on "intimate" moments, going from Netflix and chill to throttling and thrill! Any higher risk and they'll be setting a Guinness World Record for worst foreplay ideas. Is there a prize for "most dangerous hobby"? Seems like some folks may struggle to come up for air—literally.
Congratulations to Janusz Racz for being the first UK patient to get BioNTech’s mRNA lung cancer vaccine! With a bit of luck, this groundbreaking treatment will make cancer cells as relevant as dial-up internet. I hear Janusz is aiming for a marathon – just don’t expect him to run the trial!
☠️ Postmortem of the day
Message corruption caused the distributed server state function to overwhelm resources on the S3 request processing fleet.
💡📚 Articles
Professor Buchanan's Top 5 programming languages ranking is like picking your favorite ice cream flavors – some love vanilla (Python), others can't resist the rocky road of Rust. Spoiler: JavaScript is the fruitcake of coding – everyone talks about it, but nobody truly likes it!
Want to host your own Git server on Ubuntu with Gitea and Docker? Follow these steps and transform your server into a code management powerhouse! Just don’t invite my grandma; she thinks "Git" is something she needs to yell at the neighbors.
Mockingbird: where setting up servers is so easy, even your grandma could do it (assuming she's a tech-savvy grandma who codes in her spare time). Replace “404 Not Found” with “404 Found Friend.” Who knew testing could be so tweet?
Biometrics: where your body is the password and your dirty hands are the kryptonite. So, whether it's the grumpy morning you or the late-night owl, your devices know who you are—except when they've forgotten too.
🚀 App of the Day
📚 QWiser
Smarter Way to Learn . Simply transform your heavy study material into personalized learning experience.
👨‍💻 Repositories
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The fast Rust-based web bundler with webpack-compatible API 🦀️
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Self-hosted AI coding assistant
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Chris Titus Tech's Windows Utility - Install Programs, Tweaks, Fixes, and Updates
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KLEE Symbolic Execution Engine
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🔎 Open source distributed and RESTful search engine.
🧩 Puzzle of the Day
🕰️ Clock Angle Puzzle
If the time is 3:15 when you look at a clock, what’s the angle between the hour hand and the minute hand?
🗝️ Last Puzzle Solution
💰 Bag of Coins Puzzle
The puzzle from ISSUE-396 ↗️
1. Label the bags from 1 to 10.
2. From each bag, take a number of coins equal to the bag's label. So, take:
- 1 coin from Bag 1
- 2 coins from Bag 2
- ...
- 10 coins from Bag 10

3. Weigh all the selected coins together on a precise scale.

If all the coins were genuine, the total weight would be 55 grams

However, because one bag contains fake coins weighing 1.1 grams each, the total weight will be greater than 55 grams. The excess weight will indicate which bag has the fake coins.

The bag containing the fake coins is identified by the excess weight in tenths of a gram. For example:
- If the measured weight is 55.1 grams, Bag 1 contains the fake coins.
- If the measured weight is 55.2 grams, Bag 2 contains the fake coins.
- If the measured weight is 55.3 grams, Bag 3 contains the fake coins.
- ...
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