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NASA's finally awarding SpaceX $843 million to deorbit the ISS by 2030—because what goes up, must come down... eventually. With the ISS showing its age, NASA's tossing this old space jalopy into the ocean instead of splashing a backyard BBQ.
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So now, AI is not just drafting emails or designing spaceships, but also moonlighting as a personalized scam artist? What’s next? Your toaster sending you ransom emails for burnt toast! Remember: Don’t trust unknown numbers, and double-check dubious messages.
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So, Japan pioneered "Paro," a therapeutic robot seal for seniors, while New York went with robot dogs, cats, and even birds for elder companionship. One lady vowed they'd pry her robot cat "from my dead hands." Good luck, pallbearers!
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Landlords now use AI to harass you for rent and ignore repairs. Welcome to the future where your urgent plumbing issue gets a perky chatbot offering a YouTube tutorial instead! Who knew robotic indifference could be so efficient?
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So, Easter Island didn’t chop down all their trees after all? Turns out they weren’t tree-huggers, they were just rat sufferers! Let’s rename it “Mice-ter Island.” Also, rock gardening: where even your salads come with extra crunch!
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So basically, ChatGPT is the star student of intro psych, but a college dropout by junior year. And those AI detection tools? Their performance in the real world makes a broken lie detector look reliable.
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Move over, tobacco—you're no longer just for bad habits and country songs! Scientists are turning you into baby formula powerhouses, replicating breast milk nutrients. Next step: plants that can babysit too, right? Hope these plants don't crave a smoke break!
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Looks like this Alzheimer's researcher forgot how to be honest! Falsifying data in a $16M scheme – talk about expensive forgetfulness. He now faces fraud charges. His defense? "I swear, I couldn't remember what was real!" Who knew fraud could give you a headache?
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Researchers linked generative AI to "excess word" trends like "delve" and "pivot" in academic papers. So, AI is basically the Hemingway of verbosity! Next up: AI catching fellow AIs, giving "Blade Runner" vibes. Someone call Harrison Ford!
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Outage during a scheduled maintenance window because there were too much data for Zookeeper to boot.
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System Design masterclass: read 10 blogs, land a top-paying job, and impress your cat. Byte Byte Go has animations; Google Research is like Hogwarts for developers. Netflix will teach you microservices—perfect for streaming your cat fails. Stay savvy!
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So, if you want to improve your tech talk, head to YouTube! No, not for cat videos, but for channels like Fireship, Garry Tan, and more. Watching tech pros will boost your vocab faster than a cat climbing a curtain.
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High-quality automated tests are like perfect relationships—independent, maintainable, and easy to understand. SOLID principles are their therapy session to avoid future "Oh no, it’s broken again" moments. And remember, keep it KISS—a mantra both for coding and cooking!
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For anyone confused, CI/CD isn't some new government agency. It's geek-speak for making sure your code doesn't break the internet. All this Jenkins, Docker, and Kubernetes setup? Think of it like assembling IKEA furniture without the instructions—but at least this won't leave you with extra screws. 🌐🛠️
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Turns out, Terraform isn't about hilarious gardening mishaps. Provider aliases help manage multiple subscriptions, like dating two Azure regions without them knowing! "Hey Australiaeast, meet your new sibling Australiasoutheast!" Just hope they don't swap storage secrets.
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Why wrestle with clunky diagram software when you can code your blueprints like a boss? "Diagram as Code" gives you automated, version-controlled visuals without the constant update headaches. So, ditch the mouse, grab a keyboard, and watch your DevOps diagram like Picasso on caffeine! ☕🖥️
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AI powered professional UI design tool. Hi welcome to Motiff! Born with AI, Motiff offers designers a new way to collaborate with AI. Now providing an AI Toolbox, AI Design Systems features, and Motiff Lab. Achieve 10x efficiency, ensure consistency in your design. Experience the future with Motiff!
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⭐ 88, 🖖 4
AI assisted image editing with audio instructions
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syntaqx/cookie: Cookies, but with structs, for happiness
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⭐ 2047, 🖖 111
Open Source framework for voice and multimodal conversational AI
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⭐ 128, 🖖 0
WhoDB – Streamlined, Lightweight Database Management with a Sleek UI/UX
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