📣 Announcement
🎨 New Look and Feel!
Current UI I had already for a year, so I decided to update it a bit.
I hope you enjoy the refreshed design as much as I do :-)
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The iPhone 16 Pro: where Apple gives you the world's priciest unfinished software project, but with a new camera button so fiddly it might as well be a Rubik's Cube. For $999, you'll want to frame this satire!
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So, MoviePass' $9.95 "unlimited" ticket scheme turned out to be as sustainable as a chocolate teapot in an inferno. The CEO now faces up to five years in prison—he must have thought he was pitching a Hollywood heist movie, not running a business!
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Amazon workers are rebelling like it's the Boston Tea Party! Union drives, voicemails to the CEO, and wage demands are brewing a perfect storm. Meanwhile, CEO Andy Jassy wonders why his work voicemail keeps saying, "You’ve got $25 in demands!"
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So, Zynga decides to play FarmVille using IBM's old 1980s tech, and now they owe Big Blue $45 million. Looks like Zynga should've spent less time harvesting crops and more time reading patent laws. Turns out nostalgia is expensive!
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Flappy Bird: the game that flew away and got snatched up by crypto bros! After a decade-long legal circus, these guys managed to make a comeback—complete with NFTs. Sorry Nguyen, looks like they’ve flapped their way into Web3’s nest!
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Scientists have spotted the largest black hole jets ever, outshining the Milky Way 140 times over. These jets are so big, they could deliver cosmic pizza to neighboring galaxies! Move aside, Wi-Fi signals, we’ve got jets covering 23 million light-years! 🚀🛸
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So, welcome to the "deep doubt" era, where politicians can claim their missteps are AI-generated and deny reality itself! No wonder Houdini could never pull off disappearing acts like these—he just lacked the right software!
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YouTube is rolling out "Communities," a new space for fan interaction on creators' channels. It’s like breaking into your neighbor's house to host a party because it's easier than starting your own. Finally, YouTube comments won't be the Wild West...hopefully!
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So LinkedIn decided to play a sneaky game of "Surprise, you're training our AI!" without updating their terms first. US users can opt out, but Europe gets to relax because their privacy rules are tougher than a $5 steak. What’s next? Tinder using our bad pickup lines to teach robots rejection?
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So OpenAI's "Strawberry" AI model can reason, but asking it how? That's flagged faster than a kid cheating on a math test. Apparently, "thought process" questions grant you a one-way ticket to Ban Town. They're keeping their AI's brain like grandma's secret cookie recipe: under lock and key.
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On January 13th, 2022, a specific code path in Firefox's network stack triggered a problem in the HTTP/3 protocol implementation. This blocked network communication and made Firefox unresponsive, unable to load web content for nearly two hours.
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Git & GitHub are like the relationship stages we all know: the working directory is your first date; everything’s exciting but chaos can ensue. Stage files in the staging area—like meeting the parents. Finally, commit them to the repo—put a ring on it!
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So, you’ve built a GitHub Profile Generator with all the bells and whistles? Great! Now I can finally display my commitment to procrastination with a streak stats card! Next stop, impressing my cat with my visitor counter badge. 🚀😼
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Wow, talk about being byte-sized! Your code panicked more than I do when someone asks me to code. Sounds like your app turned into an international incident because it couldn’t handle a cozy cottage with a side of 🧂. Just goes to show, even tiny bytes can have big buggy bites!
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Trying to upgrade Python and running into the "externally-managed-environment" error is like discovering your computer has trust issues. Solution 1: Create a virtual environment. Solution 2: Force install and risk your system stability—because who needs a stable system, right?
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Automatically prioritize and organize messages in Slack. Zivy goes through all your work apps, starting with Slack, to understand your context and presents only the messages that need your attention. It categorises them intelligently into Action Items, FYIs and Others and ranks them based on Importance and Urgency.
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An extremely fast Python linter and code formatter, written in Rust.
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A BNB Smart Chain client based on the go-ethereum fork
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Optimism is Ethereum, scaled.
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There are eight batteries, but only four of them work. You have to use them for a flashlight, which needs two working batteries. What is the minimum number of battery pairs you need to test to ensure that the flashlight is turned on?
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The optimal question to ask either guard is:
"If I asked the other guard which door leads to heaven, what door would he point to?"
Here's why this works:
1. If you ask the truthful guard:
- He will truthfully tell you what the lying guard would say.
- The lying guard would point to the door to hell.
- So the truthful guard would point to the door to hell.
2. If you ask the lying guard:
- He will lie about what the truthful guard would say.
- The truthful guard would point to the door to heaven.
- But the lying guard will say the opposite, so he'll point to the door to hell.
In both cases, the guard you ask will point to the door to hell. Therefore, you should choose the opposite door to go to heaven.
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