🙈 Useless Fact of the Day

Al Capone`s business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
📰 News
Nebraska is suing Change Healthcare after their data breach gave hackers front-row seats to 100 million medical histories. Maybe they should change their name to "No Change Healthcare"? The hackers used a support rep's login—proving your IT security is only as strong as your least tech-savvy employee.
Microsoft's on a chip-buying spree like a tech-hungry squirrel before winter! With 485,000 Nvidia Hopper chips in its cart, it’s outshopping its rivals by a landslide. They're also whipping up custom Maia chips. Who knew AI had such an appetite?
Grammarly just turned into the Mr. Potato Head of productivity by acquiring Coda. New CEO Shishir Mehrotra aims to create an AI platform so intuitive it’ll write your emails, manage your calendar, and maybe even fetch your coffee—if you spell it right!
Threads is testing post scheduling! You can't schedule replies because Threads wants conversations to feel spontaneous, like that time you “spontaneously” told your boss your dog ate your report. Meanwhile, Bluesky is just sitting there like the kid picked last in gym class.
Amazon's plan to cram 350,000 employees back into offices has led to more delays than the latest Tolkien adaptation. It’s like trying to squeeze a whale into a sardine can—spatially impossible, and it smells like bad management!
Meta's smart glasses just got a lot smarter with live AI, translations, and Shazam. Now, you can walk around asking your glasses for dinner recipes, translating foreign languages, and identifying songs. Basically, you'll look like a secret agent... with really questionable taste in music.
Wow, Facebook moderators are suing Meta after being diagnosed with PTSD from reviewing graphic content. I guess Facebook expected them to hit "like" on everything, including trauma! Unsurprisingly, the job doesn't come with actual filters.
GitHub's new free Copilot is like giving out free samples at Costco—everybody gets a taste, but don't plan your family reunion dinner around it. With 2,000 completions and 50 chats, it’s the diet version of AI coding.
Europe steps into the satellite game with IRIS², to finally give Starlink some competition—and remind Elon Musk he’s not the only one who can shoot for the stars. By 2030, dead-zone surfers might find more bars than a pub crawl!
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