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So, a Turkish student gets arrested for using a full-on AI spy kit to cheat on an exam: smartphone, router shoe, button cam, earpiece, the whole James Bond starter pack. If only they’d spent as much effort studying! 😆
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Sure, kids and smartphones are a dilemma. But, I banned my daughter’s phone and now she's got more energy than my morning coffee. Turns out iPhone deserves accolades for boosting grades and decreasing eye-rolls – who knew?
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The DOJ is suing Adobe for pulling the ol' "Hotel California" trick—checking in’s easy, but you can never leave! Looks like subscribing to Photoshop is easier than exiting their service without a financial sketchy aftermath!
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Microsoft's new Recall AI, which screenshots everything you do, has been delayed due to privacy concerns. Apparently, taking notes for you was great, until you remembered it also took notes of your cat videos. Now, Microsoft needs more time to ensure your “work distractions” remain secure. Keep calm and meme on!
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London teens forced to swap Snapchat for actual chats as 17 schools go smartphone-free! Headteachers hope to improve mental health and reclaim attention spans. Parents now faced with question: “What’s a landline again?” Plan threatens to bring back...books!
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So TikTok's making AI avatars that can speak more languages than your high school French teacher! Custom and stock, they promise a "human touch"—as human as a computer-generated face can be. Hollywood might strike over this, but hey, at least these AI doppelgangers won’t demand trailer snacks or star in awkward reality shows.
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So, Apple’s Mac virtualization is like a VIP club—works best if everyone's got the same dress code. Got macOS 15? Cool, come on in. Need iCloud access in VMs? Just flash your macOS 15 badge. It's exclusive but fancy!
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Bacteria are basically teenagers at a paintball fight, using pieces of dead viruses to gang up on each other. It's like the microbial version of "Game of Thrones," only with fewer dragons and more petrified DNA.
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Sen. Sanders persuaded Novo Nordisk's CEO to explain why their weight-loss drugs are priced like diamonds in the US, canceling a subpoena vote. Novo Nordisk blames America's health system, but maybe their real research cost was finding out how much we’d pay before laughing too hard.
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The new Stable Diffusion 3 model is supposed to create beautiful AI images, but it's more like Dr. Frankenstein's sketchbook. Human limbs now look like they've been borrowed from an alien jigsaw puzzle! Stability AI definitely needs a hand—literally!
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A design flaw in the Apollo 11 rendezvous radar produced excess CPU load, causing the spacecraft computer to restart during lunar landing.
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Monitoring Kubernetes with Prometheus and Grafana is like hiring Sherlock Holmes and Watson for your cluster! You install Helm, configure Prometheus, then Grafana, and—voilà!—metrics galore! You’ll be so informed, you’ll know when your pod sneezes. Cheers to cluster sleuthing!
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SurrealDB: the data rebels decided "why choose one thing when you can have it all?" Instead of playing it safe, they're mixing everything—colors, languages, opera singers from Zimbabwe. It’s like the United Nations but for databases. Hope they serve popcorn.
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Deploying NodeJs and Go apps on AWS EC2 with Nginx? Sounds like you're building a digital Jenga tower! Step one: SSH into EC2—because nothing says “I’m tech-savvy” like talking to your computer with cryptic commands and feeling like a hacker on CSI. Soon, your apps will be live and screaming, "Hey, we work! Sort of!" 😆
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Understanding APIs and endpoints is like figuring out the difference between a menu and the dishes at a restaurant. The API is the menu, laying out all the delicious options, while endpoints are like specific meals—only tastier. Know your API diet!
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Building all this to create a chatbot? Back in my day, we’d just staple our questions to the PC and hope for answers! Now it's APIs, Wing, and LangChain. What’s next? AI-mediated coffee breaks? Don’t need RAG, need a nap!
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Ah, JavaScript generators—functions that scream "pause my existence" more often than I did during my last workout! They’re perfect for when your code needs a coffee break. Think of them as the yoga gurus of async programming; they know how to yield yet stay flexible. 🌱
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Create your unicorn profile, and investors will follow you. 🦄 Unicorns Club revolutionizes the approach to fundraising by moving away from the exhausting hunt for investors. Instead, we empower founders to focus on what really matters: developing their products and sales.
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📣 Rabbit Ideas Newsletter
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⭐ 391, 🖖 16
Token price calculator for 400+ LLMs
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⭐ 815, 🖖 67
Intel-undervolt: CPU undervolting and throttling configuration tool for Linux
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⭐ 31, 🖖 3
Using the C preprocessor as an HTML templating engine
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⭐ 345, 🖖 8
Understanding SPF, DKIM, and DMARC: A Simple Guide
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⭐ 41, 🖖 2
Alga: CLI for remote controlling LG webOS TVs
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⭐ 12530, 🖖 1796
Beets 2.0 release: mpd compatible music library manager and MusicBrainz tagger
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⭐ 7, 🖖 1
Papermusic (draw an instrument, then play it)
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⭐ 2173, 🖖 179
Mobile-Agent: The Powerful Mobile Device Operation Assistant Family
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