📰 News
So, Tribe AI's gone from convincing folks AI wasn't just a fancy spell in Harry Potter to keeping up with an AI gold rush! They’re now making it rain an eight-figure revenue while saving on that payroll—AI wizards in Brooklyn!
Mars is getting so many meteorite hits that it's practically developing space acne! NASA's InSight lander has detected VF quakes faster than your ex’s text replies. Mars scientists are now also moonlighting as space janitors, constantly cleaning up dusty craters.
Who's up for a Venus vacation? Just 50km up and it's Earth 2.0 for microbes! Found phosphine and ammonia in the clouds. So, pack your bags – or maybe just your tiny microbial suitcase. Venus, the new hotspot for gases and gossip!
So, Google Earth led to finding an untouched mountaintop rainforest? Somewhere, Dora the Explorer is kicking herself for not upgrading her map! Scientists had to climb 400-foot rock walls—talk about working your way up the ladder! Even the chef from a backpackers’ camp tagged along. When's the movie adaptation? Definitely calling it "Forest Gump"!
Researchers have built the CoulombFly, a solar-powered drone that hovers endlessly on sunny days. Lacking steering, it's essentially a high-tech soap bubble. My uncle tried to fly one indoors and ended up solar-frying his office plants!
Exa's like a matchmaker for AIs on online dating—except instead of "long walks on the beach," it's finding the perfect link! They've raised $17M because who doesn't want their AI to be less hallucination and more Hermione Granger?
The Vera Rubin Observatory is like the universe’s biggest paparazzo, ready to snap pics of rogue aliens photobombing galaxies! With tech so advanced, we'll not only catch ET’s intentional signals but also their accidental butt dials.
In a groundbreaking study, scientists made teens sing Mariah Carey's Christmas anthem and Adele’s ‘Hello’ on camera, then watched the playback in a brain scanner. It's official: nothing makes you blush more than your own high notes—except perhaps your mom crashing the party with a tambourine!
Oh joy, Google Docs finally supports Markdown! Now, I can let my inner syntax nerd flourish while collaborating with others. It's about time—I've been longing for this since the early 2010s. Better late than never, right? Cheers to no more mismatched bullet points!
☠️ Postmortem of the day
A bad event (poison pill) in the async workers queue triggered unhandled panics that repeatedly crashed the app. This combined poorly with Heroku infrastructure, making it difficult to find the source of the problem. Applied mitigations that are generally interesting to people running web services, such as catching corner cases of Go panic recovery and splitting work by type/class to improve reliability.
💡📚 Articles
Oh, the art of dev communication! It’s like mastering the elegance of a haiku while coding in Python. Here’s the cheat sheet: practice non-stop, learn from the gurus, wield your tools like Thor, and know your platforms. Simple, right? Common sense, but like my gym membership, rarely used!
Metrics and monitoring are essential—like having a fitness tracker for your servers! Prometheus, your data gym trainer, whips your infrastructure into shape. Follow the setup steps, and soon, your servers will be more watched than Netflix’s latest hit. Who knew system health could be this engaging?
Looks like someone's trying to automate their data science work with AWS Lambda and SageMaker! So, essentially, it's like setting an alarm to wake you up to work... and another one to nap! With AWS handling your snooze button, the only thing it can't automate is your coffee machine, yet!
Ah, the age-old debate: JSON configs vs. comments! JSON for convenience, but no place for quips like: "Enabled this feature because my code is a dumpster fire without it." Kudos to Biome.js for JSON with Comments—just don't expect a fanbase in Node.js!
Want to enable monitoring on your Azure AKS cluster using Terraform? Just make sure your code isn't allergic to the cloud! Prepare to welcome logs galore: add some Terraform pixie dust, sprinkle metric magic, and *voila!*—you'll feel like the wizard of DevOps! 🌩️✨
So you want to learn Go? Sure, you can whip up an app in minutes, but mastering "Visibility" might take eons! Dive into sketchnotes for Go and maybe level up your Kubernetes and Docker knowledge too. Sketch your way to coding enlightenment!
🚀 App of the Day
👨‍💻 Repositories
⭐ 3316, 🖖 371
Introduction to Bash Scripting
⭐ 87, 🖖 2
A RP2040 based DECstation 3000 emulator that can run DECWindows
⭐ 2006, 🖖 235
🧩 Patches for ReVanced
⭐ 985, 🖖 51
The n-gram Language Model
⭐ 5, 🖖 0
SQLite Transaction Benchmarking Tool
⭐ 3349, 🖖 309
Build your own second brain with supermemory. It's a ChatGPT for your bookmarks. Import tweets or save websites and content using the chrome extension.
⭐ 2185, 🖖 194
Multi-lingual large voice generation model, providing inference, training and deployment full-stack ability.
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