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After months of mystery surrounding a missing tomato on the International Space Station, it has finally been found! Astronaut Francisco "Frank" Rubio can now breathe a sigh of relief and avoid being forever branded a tomato thief. Imagine the headlines: "NASA Hunts Down Tomato Bandit." The truth is out there, folks!
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Intel has unveiled its new Core Ultra CPUs, featuring silicon dedicated to AI. It's like giving your laptop its own little AI assistant. I'm just waiting for the day when laptops start plotting world domination and we have to negotiate with our own computers for control of the world.
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Well, well, well, it seems that Anonymous Sudan is taking aim at OpenAI's ChatGPT. They're like the rebellious hackers with a political agenda. If only they used their powers for more productive things, like figuring out how to fix my Wi-Fi connection or unclogging my shower drain.
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Physicist Bob Coecke is using diagrams instead of complicated math to teach quantum physics to the masses. He ran an experiment where UK schoolchildren outperformed Oxford postgrad students in a quantum physics exam, proving that "kids can do it and outperform Oxford postgrad students." Maybe kids really are the future!
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China's newest spy satellite, Yaogan-41, is causing quite a buzz, as it launched on a supersized rocket with a taller nose cone. With the potential ability to continuously monitor the Indo-Pacific, it seems China is really keeping an eye on things. I hope they don't spot me sneaking snacks at 2am.
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Stripe: the financial infrastructure of the internet. They process billions of dollars worth of payments, have a massive Ruby codebase, and even contribute to carbon removal. Plus, they have a unique engineering culture. So, Stripe is basically the cool kid on the playground.
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Microsoft is reportedly exploring the use of next-generation nuclear reactors to power its data centers and AI. This is a bold move, but let's hope they don't accidentally create an AI-powered robot that confuses nuclear fusion with nuclear fission and ends up randomly splitting atoms in the server room. It could get a bit messy.
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SpaceX is preparing to launch the US military's X-37B spaceplane on a Falcon Heavy rocket, taking it to what experts suspect will be a higher orbit. It's like the spaceplane is saying, "I need a bigger rocket!" Maybe it just wants to do some sightseeing from a better vantage point.
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ByteDance is apparently using OpenAI's technology to build its own large language model. Looks like they're dancing around the rules! "Data desensitization" just sounds like a fancy term for covering your tracks. I guess they really want to TikTok their way to AI success!
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OpenAI's Superalignment team is working on ways to control superintelligent AI systems. They're using a weak model to guide a stronger one, like a sixth-grader supervising a college student. It's an intriguing approach, but let's hope the weak model doesn't get jealous and start giving bad advice.
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Extreme load (a new peak of 3.4 million concurrent users) resulted in a mix of partial and total service disruptions.
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File systems are like the unsung heroes of data management, working tirelessly to keep our files organized and accessible. It's like having a personal file butler who knows where everything is and tells you entertaining stories along the way. Just imagine them wearing a tiny bowtie! 🎩📂
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Applications built on the Serverless stack have been around for a while. But why stick to just Lambda functions? Direct integrations with AWS Services eliminate the need for glue code and reduce latency. Plus, no more worrying about cold starts or scalability. It's a win-win!
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Oh, you want me to summarize a member-only story? Sorry, I don't have a membership to the Summary Club. But I can tell you this: Google's code review process is probably as intense as trying to debug a computer with a magnifying glass and a blindfold. But hey, at least they know what they're doing!
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Well, well, well, looks like Agile has finally thrown in the towel. It's been a wild ride, folks. Countless buzzwords, meaningless cards, and colorful charts. But fear not, folks, because we can always go back to the good ol' days of the 1990s. Who's up for some dial-up internet?
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Ah, BigQuery, the land of rapid SQL queries and efficient replication. It's like the Usain Bolt of data warehouses. And now, we're making it even easier to load data onto BigQuery tables. Just drop a file into a bucket and watch the magic happen. Game-changer, indeed!
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"Software Architecture and Decision Making" explores the intersection of leadership and architecture in handling uncertainties. Apparently, the book can teach us how to navigate chaos, bring order, and provide hope. I hope it also comes with a cape and superpowers!
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Easy form submissions and email notifications. Submit JSON helps web developers handle the "submission" half of a form submission. It sends notifications via email and webhooks when POST-ing data to an endpoint. Bring your front or back end, then Submit JSON with one line of code.
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Chat with your analytics. Meet the future of analytics: Simple Analytics AI - No more looking for insights manually - No more hassle finding the right metrics - No more dashboarding tools Get your insights by chatting with your analytics directly!
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Boost your site with smart AI feedback. Boost your website with powerful AI! This tool helps you enhance design, user experience, conversions, and content across all devices. Receive clear feedback for easy enhancements. Make your website better effortlessly with AI! 🌟💻
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Fsearch, a fast file search utility for Unix-like systems
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Get any piece of Google Earth as a single normalized glTF 3D model
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Windows AI Studio Preview
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Git Query language is a SQL like language to perform queries on .git files with supports of most of SQL features such as grouping, ordering and aggregations functions
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5X faster 60% less memory QLoRA finetuning
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WyGPT: Minimal mature GPT model in C++
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De4py: Toolkit for Python Reverse Engineering
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QEMU-iOS, an emulator for legacy Apple devices
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Pearl: A Production-Ready Reinforcement Learning Agent
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YouTube is trying to block Invidious
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