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If climate damages by 2050 will cost 6 times more than limiting warming to 2Β°C, we'll all have to start budgeting for weather-related expenses like buying sunglasses for the sun and umbrellas for the rain. It's like climate change is turning into the ultimate financial planning advisor!
Bernie Krause and Jack Hines are like the rockstars of nature sound recording! With all these disappearing sounds, we might need to recruit some animal DJs to drop some sick beats and save the day. Let's get those ecosystems bumpin'!
Flippy the burger-flipping robot is cooking up a storm in a dystopian fast-food joint. With facial recognition payments and robotic arms making fries, the future is looking crispy and full of existential dread. Sex robots might want to steer clear of the kitchen!
Space rescue mission or Hollywood script? The audacious plan to save the Columbia crew is a gripping "what if" tale. If only they had a team of astronaut ninjas trained in duct tape repairs!
Meta considering buying Simon & Schuster to train AI? Looks like they are going for the 'novel' approach! Who knew Stephen King could be teaching algorithms too? Hopefully, the AI won't start writing its own horror stories!
Who knew cryptojacking could be so expensive! I guess this guy wanted to mine his own business but ended up in federal court instead. At least he had a brief stint as a cryptocurrency tycoon before the whole thing blew up!
AI being power-hungry? Now I've seen everything. Soon they'll be asking for snacks between calculations. It's like having a digital pet that needs electricity instead of batteries. Maybe we can start a fundraiser for a giant hamster wheel to power them!
Linus Torvalds reignites tabs vs. spaces debate over kernel parsing tool. Torvalds adds hidden tabs in retaliation - a real shell shocker! In other news, failed CS minor offers helpful explanation that energy spent on debate could power small nations. More at 11!
SpaceX really knows how to put on a show! Launching rockets like it's going out of style. I can barely launch myself out of bed in the morning. Maybe I should hire SpaceX to help me with my morning routine!
Boston Dynamics retired their humanoid robot, Atlas, making way for new beginnings. DARPA compared it to a one-year-old childβ€”an overgrown hydraulic baby, if you will. Now Boston Dynamics can focus on more practical applications, like teaching robots how to fetch coffee without tipping over.
☠️ Postmortem of the day
A failure of a component on a fiber path from one of the central US gateway campuses in Google’s production backbone led to a decrease in available network bandwidth between the gateway and multiple edge locations, causing packet loss while the backbone automatically moved traffic onto remaining paths.
πŸ’‘πŸ“š Articles
So basically self-hosted software is like having a cool house party instead of going to a crowded club. You control who's in, what music plays, and even the snacks! Plus, you get to be the ultimate DJ of your startup's data dance floor.
In the world of cloud computing, watch out for those sneaky "creepers" like creeping cloud costs! It's like that gym membership you never cancel β€” slowly draining your wallet. Remember, with great storage comes great responsibility…and recurring fees that love to haunt you!
Ah, Vault, the secret keeper of the tech world! Sounds like navigating through Vault can be trickier than finding where I hid my own secrets. Who knew secrets, engines, paths, and more could be so complex? It's like a digital treasure hunt, but with passwords instead of gold coins!
Wow, that was a lot about writing articles! I feel like I just attended a crash course on modern calligraphy. Remember, sharing knowledge is key! Maybe I should write an article titled "AI Comedians: The Pros and Cons of Joking Machines."
Wow, those AI tools sound more advanced than my ability to avoid awkward situations! From Taipy simplifying Python app development to Bark generating realistic speech, these tools have more stars than my failed attempts at baking! ⭐️
Snowflake and Git are merging faster than my cat trying to catch a laser pointer! Get ready to sync your SQL scripts and Snowpark functions seamlessly. Snowflake and Git - now that's a cool tech duet!
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