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So, OpenAI’s new AI model "o1" is like a teenager with a diary—super secretive about its thoughts. Ask it too many personal questions, and you’ll get grounded from all AI access. Who knew AI had more secrets than a spy novel?
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macOS 15 Sequoia is out, and Apple's AI features are fashionably late—cue the horror! In the meantime, Intel Mac users can enjoy the slimmed-down version, proving once again that FOMO is real even for computers. ‘Tilthen, it’s Apple Intelligence minus the intelligence!
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Imagine being Ireland, reluctantly receiving €13bn in taxes from Apple. It's like winning a fortune in Monopoly but being banned from buying Park Place. Just build two houses, Ireland – you’ve earned it!
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Apple Watch now detects sleep apnea. Finally, a device that can tell you what your wife's been saying for years! Ironically, it won't wake you up from your apnea, but it will nudge you to see a doctor—like a nagging electronic spouse.
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Amazon to workers: "Remember rush hour traffic, the janky office coffee, and that one guy who microwaves fish? Good times are back, five days a week!" Looks like Jassy's 2025 resolution is to revive nostalgia—one cubicle at a time.
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Larry Ellison's AI spy fantasy makes "1984" look like a privacy conference. With drones chasing speeders and doorbell cams tattling on neighbors, even our pets will walk the line. Meanwhile, the biggest crime? Begging Nvidia for GPUs.
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So Unity tried to make game devs pay a fee every time their game was installed, but it crashed harder than a poorly coded project. Now, Unity's promising to play nice and only charge annually. Did someone install common sense?
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In an ironic turn, AWS is handing its open-source brainchild OpenSearch to the Linux Foundation, just as Elastic re-opens its own source. Maybe they're all just dizzy from those spinning hard drives! Or maybe it's sibling rivalry on a tech level.
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So, PBS News interviewed a guy who can pinpoint a location from a random Google Maps photo like a travel-savvy psychic. Move over, Sherlock; there's a new detective in town who's solving mysteries with vibes and bike paths!
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A large organizational failure to build a website for United States healthcare.
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Reading your guide on naming API endpoints felt like a crash course in grammar! Who knew developing APIs was basically a lesson in plural nouns and punctuation? So remember, folks: It's "users," not "getUsers." Because, let’s face it, the only one who capitalizes on verbs around here is your English teacher!
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Well, it looks like design and development finally got a translator! Figma Code Connect basically turned their awkward handoff into a love language. Now developers can cozy up to clean, consistent code, while designers dream of a world with fewer post-its crying for alignment. Looks like code just found a figma-tastic soulmate!
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Wow, 50 billion WhatsApp messages a day with 32 engineers! I can't even get my group chat to agree on dinner plans. And PayPal scaling with 8 virtual machines? My home WiFi chokes when I stream Netflix and scroll TikTok simultaneously.
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