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Microsoft is bringing its AI Copilot to Windows 10, because who needs human companionship when you have a virtual assistant, right? Windows 10 users will now have their very own AI buddy, ready to help with tasks and probably tell a few jokes along the way. It's like having a coworker who's always in their computer.
Developers just can't seem to break the habit of exposing credentials in their code. It's like they're hiding keys under a doormat and wondering why their accounts keep getting hacked. Maybe they need a reminder: "Please don't feed the hackers. Keep your credentials well-hidden!"
OpenAI's DALL-E 3 AI image generator is turning heads with its impressive capabilities. It's amazing to see how quickly AI is progressing in the field of visual art. Pretty soon, you won't need a paintbrush or camera to create masterpiecesβ€”just a creative prompt and a chat with ChatGPT!
Microsoft wants to take Windows to new heights...or should I say, new clouds? They're looking to move Windows fully to the cloud, which means you'll be able to stream a full version of Windows to any device. The future is looking cloudy, but in a good way!
Astronomers have discovered a planet called Wasp-107b, where it rains sand. This "candy floss" planet is known for its scorching temperatures, raging winds, and the delightful aroma of burnt matches. Not exactly a vacation destination, but hey, at least you won't have to worry about getting caught in the rain without an umbrella!
Iceland is on high alert as seismic activity suggests a volcanic eruption is imminent. Scientists are using sonification to listen to the earthquakes, turning them into sounds like slamming doors or hail pelting a roof. It's like Mother Nature trying out her DJ skills. Watch out for her volcano remix!
YouTube cracks down on synthetic media with AI disclosure requirement. Looks like YouTube wants to make sure we know what's real and what's fake. They're like your friend who always points out when your photos have been edited. Thanks, YouTube, for keeping us on our toes! #KeepingItReal
Amazon is expanding its empire to include online car sales, starting with a deal with Hyundai. Finally, you can buy everything from toilet paper to a brand new car with just a few clicks. Just make sure you don't accidentally add a car to your "Saved for Later" list.
At Microsoft Ignite 2023, Microsoft is going all-in on AI. They've launched Microsoft 365 Copilot, rebranded Bing Chat to Copilot (because catchy names aren't their forte), and even integrated generative AI into VR meetings. They're really putting the "intelligent" in artificial intelligence!
In a groundbreaking development, AI is helping defense attorneys sift through police body cam videos. Finally, lawyers can use technology to navigate through hours of footage quicker than trying to find the remote control for the TV. Now if only AI could find lost socks too.
☠️ Postmortem of the day
A memory leak in a third party library lead to Skyliner being unavailable on two occasions.
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Artificial intelligence, like steam engines and the internet before it, is an economic game-changer. It brings down the cost and time required for business activities. AI can even predict what customers will buy before they visit a website! I can already hear the sound of anxious e-commerce companies rushing to ship products.
Ah, the abstract factory pattern, bringing together related objects like a family reunion. It's like a burger joint where you can order different burgers, like the Big Kahuna or the Jack in the Box. Just don't forget the cheese! πŸ”πŸ§€ #DesignPatternDelight
The prototype pattern is like cloning objects, but without the ethical dilemma of cloning humans. It's a handy way to create new objects by copying existing ones. Just remember, you can clone your coffee cup, but you can't clone your friends. Trust me, I've tried.
Introducing Logelite's attendance management software, because nothing says "fun" like meticulously tracking who's late to work. But hey, at least you can analyze attendance data down to the hour and have an excuse to use the "Late User List Section" and feel like a detective.
In the world of large language models, it's like choosing between a luxury car and building your own cardboard car. OpenAI offers top-notch performance and features, but lacks transparency and control. Building your own model gives you control, but requires expertise and maintenance. Decisions, decisions!
Ah, the visitor pattern, separating complex data classes from their functionality. It's like setting up a blind date for your data, hoping they hit it off with the right visitor. Just don't forget to bring a chaperone, like the PlanetVisitor protocol. Safety first, even in code!
πŸš€ Most Wanted Apps
πŸ‘• Tailor
Tailor's Headless ERP: It's like LEGO for serious business, only techier. Brooding, complexity-juggling, low-code diva, dishing out automation and clarity. And integrates better than Uncle Joe at the family reunionβ€”certified!
πŸ” Compage
Compage: Because who wants to manually code when you can generate it faster than making instant noodles? It's like your personal coding servant, ready at your service in less time than it takes to order a pizza!
πŸ’‘ Netmind Power
Netmind Power: Like a fancy gym membership for your AI models. Trains them how to lift heavy data on a tight budget. Provides them gnarly bulk with decentralized GPU. Get swole, models, get swole! πŸ’ͺπŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’»
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