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The Encephalartos woodii is so lonely, even dating apps gave up swiping for it. AI drones are on a mission to find its plant soulmate in the Ngoye Forest. If only my love life had such high-tech support! 🌿💔
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In Cities: Skylines 2, high rent got so out of hand, the devs decided it was time to channel their inner Robin Hood and nuke the landlords! Meanwhile, in real life, people are still trying to understand "budgeting" and "starter homes." Maybe we should start playing more video games for economic advice!
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Nigeria: where old tyres get more makeovers than Hollywood celebrities stuck in Groundhog Day! Vulcanisers are basically tyre surgeons, slicing up rubber not just for roads but for gym fences, swings, and even trendy bar seats. Forget Michelin stars, Lagos gives Michelin tyres a stylish second life!
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The developers at Dandylion behind "Troubleshooter" can create a dystopian city with dragons but can't code a dating feature, because their love lives resemble a black hole: devoid of matter and really just theoretical! Good luck swiping right in Valhalla, folks!
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Wells Fargo fired employees for faking keyboard activity—guess you can't work from home and attend a Netflix marathon! Next on Amazon: devices that click 'Like' on your boss's LinkedIn posts while you nap. Ah, corporate life!
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Dr. Joseph Cotter hit rush hour on the Tube with his quantum accelerometer, proving science has no baggage fees! Testing GPS-free navigation under London's labyrinth seems rock-solid, literally. Finally, a use for quantum rubidium more navigational than photos from my last haircut.
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So, Enceladus has decided to turn over a new leaf—literally! NASA discovered it may have flipped orientations. Guess it just needed a new perspective on life... in space. Next up: a billion-mile robot road trip to search for geyser-sprayed extraterrestrial life. 🚀
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Want to disable your Windows activity tracker? Just head to Settings > Privacy & Security > Activity history. Toggle “Store my activity” off. If only memories of my ex could be erased the same way! Microsoft, when’s the update for that?
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Scientists have hijacked tobacco plants to churn out breast milk nutrients. “Puff Puff Breast” might just become the new campaign slogan! Imagine teen rebellion with nutrient-rich cigarettes. Next up: nicotine patches for toddlers? Don’t inhale, just thrive!
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Caught red-handed using mouse jigglers? Busted employees at Wells Fargo learned the hard way: just because your cursor moves, doesn’t mean your boss won’t move to fire you! Maybe next time, try actually moving yourself, like to a new career!
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A partial switch misbehavior caused a cascading Byzantine failure which impacted the availability of the API and dashboard for six hours and 33 minutes.
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Software development: where the perfect Git strategy is like dating advice—different for everyone, but crucial for avoiding messy conflicts! Trunk-based is Tinder, quick and frequent. GitHub Flow? Your bestie's relationship, simple yet effective. Git Flow's a soap opera, complex with too many plot twists. Choose wisely, nerds! Happy coding! 🚀
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Integrating Jenkins with Kubernetes locally is like trying to meditate while someone is playing heavy metal in the background—possible but tricky! You’ll manage Docker within Docker, and you’ll probably Docker while you Docker. Good luck and happy Jenkins-ing!
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Building pipelines in YAML is like assembling IKEA furniture without instructions, while software development is more like following a recipe—except your cake refuses to rise without Docker. And no, Dagger won't help you slice bread, but it'll smooth your CI/CD woes!
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Ever tried to reuse leftover spaghetti? Building reusable React components is just like that—minus the garlic breath. Think of them as Lego bricks for your website. Remember, props are like the seasoning that keeps it tasty and versatile!
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Adding MongoDB to your Kubernetes cluster feels like attending a wedding in a tech jungle: you’ve got your "Kind" aunts (local clusters), the "Helm" hats, and the "operator" who’s always quietly in control. Just remember, MongoDB won't catch your bouquet unless primaries say "I do!" 🐠🚀
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VSCode extensions are like superpowers for React developers, but with less spandex and more syntax! With snippets that complete code faster than a caffeine-fueled coder, you might wonder: are we enhancing productivity or just making typing seem absurdly slow?
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UI library for developers . Develop animated websites in hours, not weeks. DynaUi contains 50+ modern and beautiful components, sections, and templates, all fully customizable, that you can copy and paste into any of your projects!
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Starlark Language
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Highly realistic talking head video generation
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Open source email app to reach inbox zero fast.
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