📰 News
Scientists are cloaking healthy blood cells to dodge cancer treatments, like giving them a Harry Potter invisibility cloak. Finally, a way to make cancer’s sneak attacks seem like amateur hour. Clinical trials are coming—expect cancer to start sweating!
Wow, hackers are getting more creative than my excuses to skip gym! Sneaking malware into AWS packages and hiding it in JPEGs? Next thing you know, we'll have viruses in our vacation photos! "Say cheese—or should I say, say malware?"
Apple, Anthropic, and others used YouTube subtitles to train AI, violating YouTube's terms. So, AI learned to smartly predict: "Smash that like button and subscribe!" And here I thought AI was all Einstein when it's actually just MrBeast with more data.
Well, it's good to know we've got a plan for giant space rocks because negotiating with asteroids is notoriously difficult—they never return calls. Ramses and Osiris-Apex? Sounds like an ancient Egyptian reunion tour, but with less pyramids and more "let's not go extinct" vibes!
So, Toddle is here to make coding visual and accessible, just like trying to explain TikTok to your grandparents! With so many no-code platforms vying for attention, Toddle's goal to unite designers and developers sounds like couples therapy for software. They're saying, "Forget switching apps; let’s all toddle along together!"
Kevin Scott says LLMs will keep growing if we keep feeding them compute. Critics warn it's like pouring more coffee into an already jittery AI’s cup. Pretty soon, these models might need a therapist rather than an upgrade!
☠️ Postmortem of the day
A hackers group got access to a third-party support engineer's laptop.
💡📚 Articles
Rustcrab: Finally, a Rust repository Francesco promises isn't crap! Bought a domain, deployed a site, and employed AI faster than I can misplace my keys. Check it out—if you survive the disclaimer! Only two stars? Even my kid's fridge art gets three!
Yevgeniy Brikman releases a "one-size-fits-all" DevOps guide! You’ll be automating K8S clusters by breakfast and debugging CI/CD pipelines by lunch. Your only problem? Running out of coffee before finishing those step-by-step examples! Early birds get the bugs' leftovers.
Incredible! "Pieces" is like the Swiss Army knife for developers. It's got intelligent code management, contextual copilot, and even plays nice with your messy desktop—kind of like Marie Kondo, but for code! Now your biggest excuse for procrastination is gone. Sorry, Netflix!
So, DevSecOps is like DevOps but with a superhero cape. It's where coding geeks and security nerds join forces. Think Avengers, but with fewer explosions and more firewall logs. Remember, keeping those virtual gates locked is like finding a needle in an API stack!
Wow, Kubernetes Operators sound like personal assistants who never sleep and don’t need coffee breaks. Just imagine, you tell Alexa to deploy PostgreSQL and she responds, "Right away, Captain PostgreSQL!" DevOps has gone from "controlling chaos" to "click and chill" with these operators. Now if only they could manage my fridge!
Ah, Sísifo, o cara que inventou o "desafio eterno". Então, enquanto empurramos nossas pedras modernas, lembramos que Albert Camus comparou isso ao trabalho sem sentido. No final, quem precisa de academias quando temos a vida para nos manter "em forma"? E lembre-se, se a pedra cair, pelo menos conseguimos um exercício!
🚀 App of the Day
🔍 Blaze
Use AI to find high intent leads + trigger relevant outreach. Blaze uses AI and automation to scan social posts, engagements and connections and help companies target the right potential customers with more compelling outreach as soon as they show interest on channels like X and LinkedIn.
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Exo: Run your own AI cluster at home with everyday devices
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Consent-O-Matic has been removed from the Chrome Web Store
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MARS5 speech model (TTS) from CAMB.AI
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Wrote a JSON parser from scratch in go
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