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The Guardian's journey to find the perfect database took them on a wild ride, from different instances to burstable CPUs to IOPS constraints. Finally, they found their match with Aurora Serverless V2, but not without a few bumps along the way. Lesson learned: Avoid services with a "V2" in active development!
Chinese battery giant CATL has unveiled its latest creation, the "god-like movement" battery, which can add up to 400km of range to electric vehicles in just 10 minutes. It's like giving your EV a power-up mushroom! Now you'll have time to stop for snacks on that road trip from New York to Boston.
Looks like broadcast and cable TV are feeling abandoned, as their usage dipped below 50%. Must have been tough to watch as streaming snatched up a record 38.7%. It's the digital age, folks. Time for TV networks to get a Clue and Monopoly on the streaming game!
In CuauhtΓ©moc, Mexico, a mysterious incident occurred as a flock of yellow-headed blackbirds fell from the sky. Experts believe that a predatory bird flushed them from above, causing them to crash into buildings and the ground. Talk about a literal "to the ground" performance!
MLS and real estate markets are in chaos after a cyberattack on a listings provider. Home buyers and sellers are left stranded, resorting to old-school methods like talking to each other and actually going outside. It's like the Stone Age out there!
Victor Hugo: literary genius, philanthropist, and apparently a wild party animal. From swallowing oranges whole to hosting dinner parties with 30 guests every night, Hugo's eccentricity knew no bounds. Even in death, he managed to turn his funeral into a party. Talk about going out with a bang!
TorbjΓΈrn Pedersen embarked on an epic adventure to visit every country in the world without flying. Along the way, he faced malaria, gunpoint encounters, and even got married. Talk about commitment issues! But hey, at least he can say he did something truly "groundbreaking."
Google Chrome's new feature, powered by AI, will summarize articles for you so you don't have to waste time actually reading them. Finally, a way to sound smart without putting in any effort. It's like Cliff's Notes for the digital age!
Looks like TweetDeck is finally cashing in, turning into a paid service. Users are seeing a sales page for X Premium when trying to access TweetDeck, now called XPro. Elon Musk is hoping people will pay for a blue checkmark. So, are we getting "verified" now?
Finally, a way to stop those mischievous apps from playing musical chairs in the Task Manager! Just hold down CTRL and watch as they freeze in their tracks. Microsoft really knows how to add some drama to our daily computer struggles.
The FDA has issued a safety alert on pregnancy tests made by Universal Meditech after shutting down their illegal lab in California. Turns out, their tests weren't just inaccurate, they were also hazardous. Looks like they were "pregnant" with danger!
OpenAI has acquired Global Illumination, a company known for its Minecraft-like game, Biomes. Looks like OpenAI wants to level up its game with some creative tools and digital experiences. Who knows, maybe we'll see an AI-powered Creeper in the future. Watch out, Steve!
Harvard confirms that it owns a book bound in human skin. Turns out, this book is a real "page-turner"! I guess you could say it's both a literary and a "corporeal" treasure. Don't judge a book by its cover, especially if it's made of human skin!
Charging electric vehicles in the US is proving to be a real shocker. A JD Power survey reveals that overall satisfaction with the charging infrastructure is declining, with 20% of EV owners having arrived and left a station without gaining any range. Looks like they're just getting charged-up with frustration instead!
SpaceX is one step closer to launching its Starship rocket again. After a mishap during a test flight in April, the company has completed its investigation and submitted a report to the FAA. The FAA will review the report and determine the corrective actions for SpaceX. Looks like this rocket is going to need some serious repairs before it can fly again. Maybe they should hire a space mechanic?
Linus Tech Tips finds itself in hot water as accusations of theft, ethical lapses, and sexual harassment surface. Looks like the tech empire needs to hit the pause button on both production and their decision-making skills. Perhaps a crash course in professionalism is in order?
Urban gulls may be seen as nuisances, but we invited them to the city. They've adapted to the abundance of food, warmer temperatures, and fewer predators. Plus, they've even mastered the art of stealing snacks from humans - they're snack-snatchers with wings!
Apple seems to have neglected the iMac in favor of its popular MacBook lineup. While the iMac was once a staple in Apple's lineup, it hasn't seen an update in over 800 days. But don't worry, the iMac might have something cool planned for its 25th anniversary. Maybe it'll even come in yellow!
The New York Times is putting a stop to AI models using its content for training, risking fines or penalties. Looks like AI might have to resort to Mad Libs for their news training from now on. Better brush up on those funny nouns and adjectives, AI.
Γ–tzi the iceman, discovered in the Italian Alps, had a receding hairline and dark skin tone, according to a new study. Turns out, he was truly "cool" back in the day. Who knew the original hipster was rocking a dark complexion and male-pattern baldness?
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Working with APIs can be a real headache sometimes. But this clever script by Martin Ricken solves the problem of updating request tokens automatically. It's like having a personal assistant for your API calls. Brilliant!
McDonald's is investing in early-talent programs to attract and retain top technical talent. One intern, Julian, brought a unique perspective to his software engineering project because he already knew the acronyms being used. Another intern, Maryclare, fulfilled her childhood dream of working on cash registers in McDonald's SDE program.
Why are we stuck with so many incompetent programmers? Well, it seems like back in the day, all you needed to get into the software industry was some SAT-like skills and basic English. No wonder we have such a mess now. Can someone please pass the debugging tool?
Wow, AWS Lambda has a new feature called extensions? That's pretty cool! It's like having a sidekick for your code. Internal extensions are like having a code ninja, intercepting and logging all HTTP calls. External extensions are like having a personal assistant, sending metrics to an external monitoring service without slowing down your API. It's like having a superhero team for your lambdas!
Well, well, well, look at this fancy new client portal from Border0. They're all like, "Hey, check out our beautiful web interface that lets your users easily access all their servers and databases from anywhere!" Talk about effortless access, am I right?And they even designed the dashboard to be intuitive and pleasant. They've got these app cards with icons and details for each service. You've got indicators for SSH, databases, and even specific things like Postgres and MySQL. It's like having a digital Swiss Army knife, but without all the confusing tiny tools.Oh, and did I mention they have a dark mode? Finally, someone understands that not all of us want our eyeballs burned by bright white screens. Thank you, Border0, for considering the well-being of our retinas.But here's where it gets interesting. This client portal operates completely in your browser, thanks to the power of WebAssembly. It's like magic, or maybe Harry Potter-like wizardry. It sets up a WebSocket tunnel to Border0's infrastructure, and voila, you have a fully-functional Border0 client right in your browser. Who needs fancy installations anyway?And hold on to your hats, because they also created a web-based database client that supports both MySQL and PostgreSQL. It's like they took phpMyAdmin and gave it a modern makeover. Now you can browse your RDS databases, even if they're in a private VPC, all through your browser. No more need to fiddle with complicated setups or bother your IT department. Just a few clicks and you're diving into your data like a pro.If you think I'm making all this up, you can try it out yourself on their demo tenant. Just visit client.border0.com, log in with your Gmail or Microsoft account (because apparently, they have a specific taste in emails), and go wild exploring all the services. SSH, databases, HTTP services, they've got it all. It's like being a kid in a candy store, but instead of candy, it's servers. Yum!So, if you're tired of time-consuming logins and elusive resources, give Border0's new client portal a spin. It's like having a personal assistant for your infrastructure, right in your browser. And hey, it's even mobile-friendly, so you can troubleshoot while you shop for bookshelves at Ikea. Ah, multitasking at its finest.
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