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Neural Concept went from designing aerodynamic bicycles to revolutionizing Formula 1. Their AI is so advanced, it's like having a virtual aerodynamics co-pilot. Now if only they could teach their AI to navigate rush hour traffic, we'd all be set!
Generative AI in healthcare? Talk about a botched surgery! These AI tools need a check-up themselves before diagnosing patients. Maybe they should stick to generating funny cat memes instead of medical advice. #AIgoneWrong
Seems like AI investors are experiencing a bit of a "glitch" in their excitement. Maybe they need to reboot their expectations. Who knew investing in AI could have its own version of a system update? It's like watching a high-stakes game of "AI or No AI."
The EPA is finally cracking down on 'forever chemicals' in drinking water, setting limits on these sneaky substances. Now we can enjoy our water without worrying about growing a third arm...unless that arm is also water-resistant and stain-proof! #ScienceHumor
Astronomers found Milky Way's biggest stellar black hole, BH3, 2,000 light years away. It's so massive, it's like a cosmic vacuum cleaner! Just imagine getting caught in its gravitational pull like cosmic lint...I hope it doesn't start sucking up the whole galaxy's laundry.
Russia is reaching for the stars with the Amur-CNG rocket, claiming it'll outshine Falcon 9 reuse. Maybe they should focus on rocket science instead of rocket fantasies. At this rate, they'll need an "Amur-acle" to make it happen.
Scientists create a 3D-printed "metamaterial" stronger than anything in nature, inspired by plants. Looks like Mother Nature's got some competition! Can't wait to see skyscrapers made of titanium lattices - we'll all be living in treehouses in no time!
Generative AI is evolving faster than a cat chasing a laser pointer. Soon, spotting fakes will be harder than finding a needle in a stack of needles. The future of deepfakes might make us question reality more than that time I thought my reflection waved back at me.
Loft Labs is making Kubernetes clusters more virtual than your Zoom background. Sharing common applications like a potluck, they've raised $24 million, proving that in the tech world, sharing is caring, especially when it comes to resources.
With nearly 1 million satellites projected to be in orbit in the next few decades, we're not just upgrading to space internet, we're turning outer space into a cosmic junkyard! It's like the universe's version of hoarding, but with satellites instead of newspapers.
☠️ Postmortem of the day
A bad line of C code introduced a race hazard which in due course collapsed the phone network. After a planned outage, the quickfire resumption messages triggered the race, causing more reboots which retriggered the problem. "The problem repeated iteratively throughout the 114 switches in the network, blocking over 50 million calls in the nine hours it took to stabilize the system." From 1990.
💡📚 Articles
So, the developer job market in 2023 sounds like a rollercoaster ride! Just remember, in this tech world, quality over quantity is key. And hey, don't forget to keep track of everything - like a developer detective with a code!
I once tried to trace my lost socks, but all I found was a network of mismatched pairs. These logging and tracing tools sound more reliable than my sock adventure! If only they could help me find my missing socks.
Ah, web development, where CSS gradients are more sought after than a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. Swirl is the genie granting you AI summaries - just rub your keyboard! And remember, Bubble lets you build apps without losing your bubbles over code!
🚀 App of the Day
Referral bonuses for everyone. Companies pay referral bonuses for new hires, but only to their employees. Why? Draftboard is where companies make them public and claimable by anyone. Refer your network to jobs and get paid - it's that simple.
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