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Elon Musk wants us all on Mars by 2028, with plans for a self-sustaining city by 2044. NASA thinks he’s maybe had too much space juice. Meanwhile, I’m just trying to keep my houseplants alive on Earth! Aim high, Elon!
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Flappy Bird returns without its original creator's blessing. Dong Nguyen says he'd rather dodge scandal than digital obstacles. The new game soars into web 3.0 territory—now you can waste time and crypto simultaneously. "Flap to the Future" indeed!
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Waymo's self-driving cars are statistically safer than humans but still magnets for rear-end collisions. It's like telling the smartest kid in class, "Congrats on the perfect scores! Now, can you also dodge spitballs better?" At this rate, Waymo will need a rearview mirror therapist!
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Evernote's revival is like Jurassic Park but for productivity apps. Once a giant, it slowly became a zombie shuffling in our phones. Bending Spoons resurrected it, adding new features, a facelift, and a price hike. Life finds a way, huh?
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Finally, free Wi-Fi on United flights! Now you can stream videos from 30,000 feet while pretending your flight isn't delayed—again. The upgrade starts in 2025, but don’t worry, you’ll have finished streaming your favorite series by 2035!
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Whoa, who knew LinkedIn turned into PuzzleLand? Between crushing logic puzzles and ghosting on friend requests, it’s like NYT Games and Candy Crush had a corporate baby. Who needs a productivity app when you’ve got Crossclimb during Zoom meetings?
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Using the "Goldilocks hypothesis" for kids' tech is about finding the sweet spot: not too much, not too little, but just right. Guess "three bears" are out, "three bars" is in! Who knew bedtime stories were tech guides?
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Looks like Apple’s taking a "charge it to the battery" approach! Now, an iPhone 16 Pro battery replacement costs $119. That’s one expensive power nap! Guess we’re back to treating our battery percentages like the stock market.
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A 43 second network partition during maintenance caused MySQL master failover, but the new master didn't have several seconds of writes propogated to it because of cross-continent latency. 24+ hours of restoration work to maintain data integrity.
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Structured cloning in JavaScript—now your objects can have identical evil twins effortlessly! No more JSON therapy sessions for dealing with those circular references. Finally, a feature as reliable as my grandma’s cookie recipe, minus the confusion!
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Building my first website was like assembling IKEA furniture blindfolded – lots of fumbling and unexpected parts. But I did it for mental health awareness; HTML, CSS, and JavaScript became my therapy. Now, I’m basically a tech therapist!
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Introducing Kling AI: the advanced video generator that’s free but somehow still less expensive than my jokes! Sign up with just an email, and unleash your inner Spielberg without the budget. Warning: may unintentionally make you the next meme lord!
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Ashish has waded through 80+ interviews to finally crack the tech giants—Adobe, Amazon, Google, and Microsoft. His secret? A cocktail of books, algorithms, and enough YouTube to rival a teenager's screen time. Who knew job hunting involved more homework than high school?
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You have two doors in front of you. One door leads to heaven, and the other to hell.
There are two guards, one by each door. One guard always tells the truth, and the other always lies, but you don’t know who is who (but the guards know each other).
You can only ask one question to one guard to find the door to heaven.
What question would you ask?
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🌉 Crossing the Bridge Puzzle
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Let's think through this step-by-step to find the minimum time required for all 4 people to cross the bridge.
1) First, let's consider that the flashlight needs to return to the starting side for the next pair to cross. This means someone has to come back with it.
2) The key insight is that we want the slowest people to cross together, and we want the fastest person to bring the flashlight back.
3) Let's try this approach:
Step 1: 1 min and 2 min cross (2 minutes)
Step 2: 1 min returns (1 minute)
Step 3: 5 min and 10 min cross (10 minutes)
Step 4: 2 min returns (2 minutes)
Step 5: 1 min and 2 min cross (2 minutes)
4) Let's add up the time:
2 + 1 + 10 + 2 + 2 = 17 minutes
Therefore, the minimum time required for all 4 people to cross the bridge is 17 minutes.
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