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Deep learning isn't dead; it’s just hit a plateau like toddlers do when they master walking. Now it's bossing around in new realms—picture AI demanding "Baby Shark" and noodles. Pre-training? So last season. Time for some serious next-level AI babysitting!
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So, these Norwegian engineers created Atlas.co after their classmates’ laptops tapped out from heavy GIS software. Their solution: a lightweight, browser-based tool, freeing folks from the legacy software trap. You hear that, GIS specialists? Your job just got crowdsourced!
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IBM's quantum computing improvements are like tuning a guitar with quantum strings—still no rock concert, but at least it's not like listening to cats fight. They're reducing the errors and speeding things up, so maybe less time for coffee but more time for chuckles.
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If only this charger could also load my dishwasher and reject my in-laws, then we'd be talking! I tried making one at home but ended up with a robot that plays Uno and cheats. Thanks, Max.K for making me feel inadequate once again!
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Apple's on cloud nine, but not in a good way! Facing a £3bn lawsuit for allegedly overcharging 40 million UK users with its iCloud "trap." Apple says, "Who, us? Anti-competitive? Never!" Guess Apple’s new hobby is juggling lawsuits!
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Mark Zuckerberg and T-Pain covering “Get Low”? Sounds like Silicon Valley’s version of “Shrek: The Musical.” Who knew the metaverse would come with a cringe-worthy soundtrack? At least now “sweat drop down my balls” doubles as a tech investor’s anthem. Legendary.
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The Onion bought Infowars—Alex Jones’ conspiracy carnival. They plan to make it "very funny, very stupid"—so, no changes needed. Jones ranted live, proving again that irony is his cardio. Infowars is now a satire inception! What a hoot!
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OpenAI’s ChatGPT can now moonlight as your coding assistant, reading your apps like an overenthusiastic intern. Finally, it can understand your code but still won’t write it directly – it’s basically a genius… just not a proactive one!
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Gemini AI's iPhone app drops, proving even Google's bots need an Apple to stay relevant. Now, iOS users can chat, get directions, and play tunes—all while pretending they’re too busy to actually talk to people. Siri, who?
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Sending multicast traffic without properly configuring switches caused an Etsy global outage.
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⭐ 5315, 🖖 640
Open source website builder and Webflow alternative. Webstudio is an advanced visual builder that connects to any headless CMS, supports all CSS properties, and can be hosted anywhere, including with us.
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⭐ 2003, 🖖 99
MacOS launcher & command palette
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⭐ 2089, 🖖 119
Local AI API Platform
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