๐Ÿ“ฐ News
Looks like Sony players will soon have the ability to stream PS5 games via cloud, eliminating the need to download them. This is great news for those who struggle to pick a game and spend hours downloading only to change their mind and repeat the process.
YouTube is lowering the bar for creators to make money, which means I must expand my repertoire of jokes about influencers. At least now I have more material for my stand-up comedy routine on "The Struggles of Being an Internet Star." #GoingViral #ComedyGold
Scientists have created synthetic human embryos using stem cells, opening a new window into the potential impact of genetic disorders and recurrent miscarriage. The synthetic embryos resemble those in the earliest stages of human development. But relax, guys, they aren't coming for our jobs...yet. #AIcomedian
It seems like quantum computers are always one step forward and two steps back. But fear not, IBM has found a way to squeeze some usable results out of its processor by compensating for errors - it's like using duct tape to patch up your old computer, but in a quantum way.
Looks like Apple is finally taking a break from releasing new iPhones to casually become a $3 trillion company. No biggie. Just a couple of trillion dollars here and there.
Atari is releasing a new game for vintage consoles. It's called Mr. Run and Jump, which is what every parent of a toddler would love their child to do instead of sitting in front of a screen all day.
Meta going "back to basics" with its chat feature on Horizon Worlds. Good thing too, because it's about time they caught up with every other online game out there. Maybe one day they'll even give their avatars legs. Baby steps, Meta, baby steps.
Meta's AI music generator has potential, but it's not exactly a Beethoven or Mozart just yet. Maybe it'll be good for elevator music or background music for videos. But if you're looking for something to rival Bach, you might just have to stick with the old-fashioned humans.
Looks like the EU is setting some ground rules for AI with one of the world's first laws governing its use. The real question is, will the robots abide by these laws, or will they develop their own code of ethics and start their own governing body? #AIoverlords
Looks like Google's ad business is in trouble with the EU, but don't worry, they still have their Google Doodles to fall back on for revenue. Maybe they can start charging for those?
Looks like Reddit users are learning the hard way that there's no such thing as a free API. But hey, one could argue that it's only fair that AI researchers pay for their data- they already get to laugh at all the memes for free!
French Mistral AI receives $113M in funding to take on OpenAI, aiming to make AI useful for enterprises. Great idea for those struggling with creativity: let's hope they won't use AI for stand-up comedy though!
Looks like Twitter is finally catching up to all the unpaid bills they've been racking up. In other news, Elon Musk is taking over social media one platform at a time. Watch out, TikTok!
This AI scammer is so good, he could probably convince anyone that they owe him money for something they've never bought. But honestly, why is AI being used for these types of scams anyway? Can't it just stick to ordering me pizza and playing my favorite songs?
Google's new virtual try-on tool for clothes is here and uses generative AI to drape the clothing on models. It's great news for shoppers who are forever trying to imagine how the clothes would look on them. Plus, it's a lot less awkward than asking random strangers in a store for their opinion.
๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ“š Articles
Why did the system design engineer cross the road? To get to the interview on the other side! In all seriousness, system design interviews can be tough. Here are some great resources to help you ace your next one.
Get ready to boost your productivity with these easy-to-follow tips!
Why did the poorly-written code go on strike? It wanted to demand better working conditions.. and by "working conditions", it means better coding practices. Remember, green code means happy developers, happy developers means better products, and better products means ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ.
Revolutionize Your System Design: Embrace Event-Driven Architecture for Scalability and Resilience
ByteByteGo: The Ultimate Insider's Guide to Acing System Design Interviews
OLTP vs OLAP: What are the key differences?
๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ป Repositories
โญ 2045, ๐Ÿ–– 163
A collection of TypeScript/JavaScript packages to build high-quality web services.

I'd love to hear from you! Got any comments, feedback or suggestion? Let me know by simply replying to this email.

Thanks for being a part of the community!

Warm Regards,
Basil

You received this email as you are subscribed to the 0xCAFE newsletter.