📰 News
"AI: sparking more inspired tales but turning 'creative' into the literary version of IKEA furniture – all well-written but suspiciously similar! Apparently, using AI makes everyone a better writer; I guess the next Nobel Prize for literature goes to code!
Finally, we're searching for alien civilizations with the world’s largest camera. So, when ET doesn’t phone home, we’ll capture his selfie by mistake! Future headline: "Earth overrun by alien influencers – request WiFi password!”
OpenAI's new five-level AI system feels like Aristotle meets PowerPoint: groundbreaking, yet oddly corporate. Their roadmap to AGI seems less about science and more about getting investors to open their wallets. Next up, AI will probably get its own LinkedIn!
So, AI can crush Go masters but falls apart when faced with beginner-level tricks. It’s like seeing a chess grandmaster get outsmarted by a toddler playing tic-tac-toe. Looks like even robots have their "duh" moments!
Google's Gemini AI is making robots smarter! Now they can find your keys, and even better, they know where you've hidden the "emergency" chocolate stash. Finally, the future promises robots who can genuinely put their brains to "where did I leave that?" mode.
Wheat from the 1900s is a genetic goldmine – old-school grains to save the world! Turns out Arthur Watkins was like the Indiana Jones of wheat, dodging crop disasters instead of boulders. Who knew saving the planet could start in a French trench?
In the war of algorithms, Google and Perplexity go head-to-USB port, vying over AI search dominance. Will AI answers dethrone our beloved blue links? Stay tuned, one bot’s glitches could be another bot’s giggles!
The documentary "Eno" is more unpredictable than my last attempt at homemade lasagna. Gary Hustwit's film on Brian Eno changes every screening, with 52 quintillion versions possible. Imagine a movie DJ—except with fewer turntables and more existential philosophy!
Looks like Intel's newest CPUs are about as stable as a Jenga tower in an earthquake! Alderon Games had to swap to AMD, but hey, maybe Intel CPUs just need a little more "consideration," like an overclocked toddler. So much for "intel-ligence"!
Remembering everything? Wonderful! Now I can finally recall where I left my dignity after that karaoke night. AI memory might avoid awkward moments; just hope it doesn’t remind me of my middle school haircuts. We’ll see if this assistant truly *recalls* to be subtle!
☠️ Postmortem of the day
One night in July 2012, a skewed electricity supply-demand profile developed when the northern grid drew a tremendous amount of power from the western and eastern grids. Following a series of circuit breakers tripping by virtue of under-frequency protection, the entire NEW (northern-eastern-western) grid collapsed due to the absence of islanding mechanisms. While the grid was reactivated after over 8 hours, similar conditions in the following day caused the grid to fail again. However, the restoration effort concluded almost 24 hours after the occurrence of the latter incident.
💡📚 Articles
Wow, installing Falco sounds like setting up a Star Wars-level security system. "May the Source be with you!" Falco catches more suspicious activities than a cat at a laser pointer convention, even if it means busting you for shelling into an nginx pod—cue the Slack applause!
Reading about Kubernetes is like trying to juggle flaming marshmallows on a roller-coaster. Apparently, your traffic does the Samba through 'NodePort', ‘Ingress’, and 'ClusterIP’ before finally reaching its destination. So, three hops—just like getting tipsy at Granny’s knitting club!
So, you thought Docker and Kubernetes would be your new best friends, but it turns out they just crashed your party and ate all the chips? Welcome to DevOps: where "Hello World" is a victory and error messages are love notes.
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