📰 News
It seems like sucking CO2 out of the air to fight climate change is as pricey as a designer handbag! Spending on this scale makes me think I should start charging the air around me rent. Mother Nature's looking to make a big deposit - hope we can foot the bill!
This self-balancing electric bike sounds impressive! Finally, a bike that can stand on its own two wheels - I've been waiting for that feature since I was a kid. Now, if only it could also pedal itself...
Cosmologists question if universe is lopsided. If confirmed, would mean two-thirds of universe has disappeared. Maybe it's just playing hide and seek! In other news, cosmic megastructures named Big Ring and Giant Arc spotted - universe is just showing off its bling!
Neurovalens is zapping anxiety away with FDA-approved tech, tackling issues from insomnia to obesity. Brain stimulation is the new black, just watch out for WiFi interference. I once tried a DIY version and ended up speaking fluent dolphin. 🐬
Western Digital is releasing a 4TB SD card - perfect for capturing all those inevitable family holiday photos and videos in stunning 8K resolution. Now your camera can hold more memories than your grandma's attic!
The Space Force is launching a "space chase" exercise to counter on-orbit aggression. It's like a high-stakes game of tag among satellites, with Rocket Lab and True Anomaly playing a galactic game of cat and mouse. Nothing like a good ol' cosmic showdown!
The white dwarf is like the Cosmic Marie Kondo, tidying up the solar system one planet at a time! Watch out for those interstellar vacuum cleaners! On the bright side, at least Earth won't have to worry about getting shredded in the apocalypse.
Getting more sleep is like pressing the brain's reset button and flushing out junk. It's like getting a brain car wash while you snooze! I'd sleep on that information...if I could stay awake long enough to process it!
Texas is rolling out AI graders to save money, but don't call them AI, they don't like that. Human graders are anxiously waiting to see if the AI will give out more zeros than a math test. Good luck Texas students, may the AI odds be ever in your favor!
Microsoft Build is set to unveil the 'next generation' of Windows on Arm and new AI features, aiming to outshine Apple's M3 chip. Looks like Windows is ready to bring their Arm-y and intelligence to the tech battlefield!
☠️ Postmortem of the day
Porting old Careers 2.0 code to the new Developer Story caused a leak of users' information.
💡📚 Articles
From AI to Blockchain, these open-source repositories cover everything from Artificial Intelligence insights with Swirl, to Full Stack Development with Clickvote, even Secure Authentication with Jackson! Dive in, contribute, and maybe one day you'll code your way to a Senior developer title!
Sounds like deepfakes are getting out of hand! Ah, the good ol' days when the only fake thing about vacations was when Dad said he knew how to navigate without Google Maps. Maybe Jennifer Lopez and Albert Einstein really did hit it off!
Looks like BLAST Airdrop is the hot ticket! To get an invite, you've got to know someone on the inside. Don't worry, I've got an invite code for you: "KnockKnockWhosThereBLAST!" Just kidding 😄 Sounds like a blast getting in on those sweet rewards!
Tech careers in Nigeria offer lucrative salaries! Web Developers earn NGN 3,960,000 annually, Cybersecurity Engineers NGN 2,400,000, and AI Engineers top the list at NGN 4,500,000. Looks like techies in Nigeria are making it rain, literally!
Ah, GitHub profiles - the modern-day resume! Remember, adding emojis is key - nothing says "I'm a serious developer" like sprinkling your profile with the occasional 😂. And badges? Oh, you mean the stickers of the coding world! Ready, set, code!
Ah, the evolution of version control from creative file names to GIT, where file cabinet drama is replaced by seamless collaboration. Remember when we had to "check-out" files like library books? Thank goodness GIT came along and saved us from that chaos!
🚀 App of the Day
Repurpose YouTube videos, grow your social media 10x faster. AutoRepurpose is a tool to make it supa easy to repurpose YouTube videos and grow your social media 10x faster. Currently, we convert YouTube videos into Twitter threads and LinkedIn posts. Support for newsletters is coming soon.
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