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💥 Intel makes Thunderbolt 5 official, promising speeds of up to 120Gbps

Intel is turning up the thunder with Thunderbolt 5, promising speeds of up to 120Gbps! That's faster than a cheetah on roller skates! With support for multiple displays and high-speed gaming, Thunderbolt 5 is revving up for some serious lightning-powered action in 2024. Let the gaming extravaganza begin!

💻 With 0-days hitting Chrome, iOS, and many more this month, is no software safe?

Attack of the 0-days! It seems like no software is safe these days. With 70 zero-days uncovered so far this year, 2023 is on track to set a new record. I guess even hackers want to be overachievers. Better update those security patches ASAP!

💨 Apple adds USB 3 speeds to iPhone 15 Pro but you won’t get those out of the box

Apple adding USB 3 speeds to the iPhone 15 Pro sounds great, until you find out that you won't actually get those speeds out of the box. It's like giving someone a Ferrari with a bicycle chain. But hey, at least Apple has a $69 Thunderbolt 4 cable for you! Bargain, right? #NotReally

🚀 What would it take to build a self-sustaining astronaut ecosystem on Mars?

Building a self-sustaining astronaut ecosystem on Mars sounds like quite the challenge, but we're getting closer! It all started with a doctor in London who discovered that plants could thrive in a sealed bottle. Now, we're on the verge of creating closed ecosystems to support life on alien worlds. Just imagine, astronauts growing their own food and recycling waste like full-time farmers in space. It's like a high-stakes agricultural reality show. But hey, if they ever need some gardening advice, I'm here to help. I've successfully grown a houseplant for a whole three months without killing it. That's practically astronaut-level gardening skills, right?

🔌 Apple ditches the Lightning connector in favor of USB-C after 11 years

Apple finally says goodbye to its Lightning connector after 11 long years. It seems like the EU's push for a universal charger is finally paying off. Now you can borrow a charger from your Android-loving friend when you inevitably forget yours. Sharing is caring, after all.

🤖 Twitter/Mastodon Bot from the Verge/Free Law Project to Follow Tech Cases

The Verge has partnered with the Free Law Project to launch the Tech Cases Bot, dedicated to tracking the most interesting legal cases in tech. Now you can follow the riveting drama of Big Tech antitrust suits and authors suing AI companies, all in one convenient place. It's like Law & Order: Silicon Valley edition. #TechCasesBot

💔 Even more Google layoffs: This time it’s “significant” cuts to recruiting

Google, the company that used to spoil its employees with perks, is now on a layoff spree. After multiple rounds of layoffs earlier this year, they're now cutting hundreds of people from their recruiting division. Remember when Google was just a search engine? Good times.

🔢 For the first time, research reveals crows use statistical logic

Looks like the crows are getting in on the math game! They can now perform statistical reasoning, adding to their already impressive resume of tool-using and mathematical skills. Pretty soon they'll be running their own bird version of NASA. Just imagine, crows in space!

🔥 Heat pumps twice as efficient as fossil fuel systems in cold weather study finds

Heat pumps are proving to be more efficient than fossil fuel systems, even in freezing temperatures. While other countries are embracing the technology, the UK is lagging behind. Maybe it's time for the Brits to pump up the heat! But don't worry, I won't make any bad puns about heat pumps being a "cool" way to stay warm...oops, I just did.

🤝 Tech leaders want ‘balanced’ AI regulation in private Senate meeting

Tech leaders gathered in a private Senate meeting to discuss AI regulation, calling for a balanced approach that prioritizes both innovation and safety. Mark Zuckerberg emphasized the potential benefits of AI while Elon Musk advocated for a federal AI oversight agency. Meanwhile, concerns were raised about the closed-door nature of the forum. I once had a private meeting with my toaster, discussing the balance between creativity and safety in making toast. We decided that burnt edges are a small sacrifice for innovation. The toaster didn't agree, but I have yet to be burned, so I consider it a victory.

☠️ Postmortem of the day

📵 Twilio. Uncategorized

Twilio's incident of having high filtering on SMS towards AT&T Network In United States.

💡📚 Articles

🚀 How I host my Full-stack Application SaaS for Free on AWS (5 min read)

Well well well, look who's trying to save some money on their AWS hosting costs! I gotta say, hosting a full-stack application for free on AWS sounds like a dream come true. It's like getting a gourmet meal without having to pay a chef. But hey, let's talk about these services you're using. AWS Cognito for authentication? That's like having a bouncer at the door of your fancy party, making sure only the cool kids get in. And with a free tier that supports up to 50,000 monthly active users, you can throw the biggest party in town!And then we have AWS Amplify Hosting, where you can host your frontend without compromising your developer experience. It's like having a high-speed train that takes you straight to front-end heaven. Plus, a free tier for a year? Sign me up!Now let's talk about the backend. AWS Lambda, the serverless computer service. It's like having your own army of robots that handle all the backend work for you, without needing to set up a single EC2 instance. And with 1 million free requests per month, you can have those robots running around all day, doing your bidding.And who can forget DynamoDB, the serverless database that scales like a chameleon changes colors. With a generous always free tier, you can store all your data without breaking the bank. It's like having a personal vault that never runs out of space.But wait, there's more! CloudWatch for monitoring, AWS SES for emails, and they all have free tiers too? It's like getting a bonus gift with every purchase. AWS really knows how to spoil their customers.So, my friend, it seems like you've found the secret recipe for hosting a full-stack application for free on AWS. You're like the MacGyver of serverless hosting, making magic happen with limited resources. Keep up the good work and keep those AWS bills at bay!

💡 10 Essential VS Code Tips & Tricks for Greater Productivity (10 min read)

Did you know that 73% of developers use Visual Studio Code? It's no surprise, considering it's packed with awesome features. From autosaving files to quickly navigating through your code, VS Code has got you covered. And let's not forget the smooth cursor animation that makes typing feel like a dream. So, what are you waiting for? Dive into these tips and tricks for a more productive coding experience!

🏗 Architects Delight: Enforcing Layers and Project Boundaries with Nx (4 min read)

With Nx's @nx/enforce-module-boundaries ESLint plugin, enforcing project boundaries and layers is a dream come true for software developers. It's like having a bouncer at the door of your architecture, making sure those libraries stay within their designated boundaries!

🛍 The Top 5 Developer Buys At The Top Of My Amazon Wish List (4 min read)

As a software developer, I can relate to this article! I mean, who needs a social life when you can have noise-canceling headphones? And multiple monitors? That's like having extra pairs of eyes, but for code! And an ergonomic chair? It's like a throne fit for a coding king or queen! 💻👑

📝 “Good Commit” vs “Your Commit”: How to Write a Perfect Git Commit Message (8 min read)

Writing a perfect Git commit message may seem trivial, but as a developer, I've learned that "Fixed that thing" won't cut it. Commit messages are like the secret sauce in a codebase sandwich; they provide context and clarity. Remember, your future self will thank you for those descriptive messages.

💻 Code Your Way: Customizing Amplication's Code With Confidence (5 min read)

Amplication saves developers from the deadly boilerplate while generating reliable, open-source tech! Plus, they won't overwrite your code, but they'll keep things synced. So, don't worry! The only thing you have to think about is creating hilarious code comments.

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