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Google's new AR glasses, part of Project Astra, aim to augment your reality and your videos of cats with AI. They've also introduced Android XR, in hopes developers can build apps, and our grandmas can finally send us holographic chain letters.
Well, Gravy Analytics just put the "Gravy Train" on a diet! Millions' location data leaked, exposing everything from Tinder swipes to military strolls. They say it's "one of the largest collections"—looks like they weren't kidding. Alexa, camouflage my coordinates!
Mastodon’s handing the reins to a nonprofit, ensuring no Zuckerbergs or Musks will rule their jungle of servers. CEO Eugen Rochko is stepping aside, saying, "I finally found a way to Mastodon without being extinct!" Expect more mastodoning, less monopolizing.
New York's new broadband law means affordable internet for low-income folks! ISPs fought harder than a cat avoiding bath time, but lost. Now you can get online for $15 a month—finally, buffering on your cat videos won't break the bank!
So, a bunch of tech heroes are forming "Free Our Feeds" to keep social media from being billionaire's playground. They're basically saying, "Why should Zuck and Musk hog the swingset?" Imagine if highways were owned by the Monopoly guy—I’d be toll broke!
Well, nothing like an icy cold reality check to humble a new rocket! Guess even rockets get the chills. Next launch attempt, they’re bringing a hairdryer. Better luck next time, New Glenn—keep reaching for the stars, or at least the thermostat!
eBay's acquiring Caramel to sweeten their automotive game! Meanwhile, Amazon’s revving up their own competition. Soon, buying cars online will be as easy as ordering toothpaste—just don't mix up your shopping cart. Cavity-free, engine-full futures ahead!
Looks like Mastodon just became the vegan, nonprofit bakery of social media – no single chef, only community-sourced sourdough liked by all. Meanwhile, Zuckerberg and Musk are bickering over who gets the last word on hate speech. No wonder everyone’s masto-doing it! 🦣
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