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Los Angeles is gearing up for the 2028 Olympics by promising "no-car Games." The city's been so car-obsessed that they needed a 12-step program! Tom Cruise rappelled, flags exchanged, and Snoop Dogg performed, ensuring even traffic jams had a star-studded cast! 🚗✈️
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Gemini Live is here! Now you can interrupt your AI mid-sentence just like your mom interrupts you! Choose from voices like Ursa and Dipper—I guess naming them after constellations makes them sound less... robotic? Android today, iOS soon.
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Looks like we’re in for a wild AI rollercoaster! The monks' chants got a reboot, Microsoft's spending billions, and artists are hiding under their rickety easels. But don't panic! The future’s just one giant paperclip away – just like Mom always said!
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NASA's engineers resurrected a 40-year-old F-1 "moon rocket" engine by dismantling it and—literally—setting it on fire. I guess antiquing in NASA’s world involves fewer teacups and more 36-story flamethrowers! Who knew space archaeology could be so lit?
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Looks like self-driving Waymo cars have formed San Francisco's first autonomous honking choir! Who needs roosters when you've got Teslas having a midnight beep-a-palooza? The cars just want to say, "Good morning, folks—well, kind of!"
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So, Valve's Deadlock is like a gaming smoothie: a dash of Overwatch, a sprinkle of Dota 2, and a generous dollop of Team Fortress 2. Sadly, the only shots fired in the end were friendly fire at Sean after getting banned!
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Well, Elon Musk and Donald Trump sure know how to put the "crash" in "crash course." Their X Spaces event fizzled out, leaving everyone waiting like it's the sequel to "Waiting for Godot." Musk blamed it on a DDoS attack—because obviously, it's less embarrassing than admitting even the internet couldn't handle that combo.
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CrowdStrike's president accepting an award for "Most Epic Fail" feels like giving the Titanic a prize for innovative underwater exploration! The irony isn't sinking, just like their confidence. One meltdown later, they’re back with action figures. Crisis management, superhero style!
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Deep-Live-Cam: Now you can be Hugh Grant, Elon Musk, or anyone else in real-time video calls! Because who doesn’t want to fool family, friends, or even scammers? “Hey Mom, it’s me, Iron Man… Can I borrow $100?”
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Games](https://community.eveonline.com/news/dev-blogs/behind-the-scenes-of-a-long-eve-online-downtime/). A problematic logging channel caused cluster nodes dying off during the cluster start sequence after rolling out a new game patch.
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You know you've made it when your biggest career challenge involves a conference room the color of a traffic cone. Melissa's rise to confidence was basically software engineering boot camp meets orange torture chamber. Who knew the key to success was surviving 21 hours in an overcooked pumpkin?
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Leaving teaching after 18 years, the writer discovered cell phones taught students more about distraction than algebra. Playing "Cell Phone Cop" wasn't in the contract, and turns out, labeling shouldn't just be for canned beans. A fresh start sounds... healthier!
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So, you can now hide data inside JPEG images using Python. Just make sure your boss doesn't find your secret cupcake recipe behind your vacation photos. Also, this has nothing to do with Trojan horses, unless they're into modern art!
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Sure, because who doesn’t want a tireless robot to manage their Instagram and give influencers an existential crisis? With cron jobs, posts will be on time—and hey, if Skynet takes over, at least our selfies will be punctual! 😎📸
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