📰 News
Turns out the Pyrenees is the hottest insect nightclub— “Club Bujaruelo.” Every summer, millions of insects fly through, like a tiny, buzzing Coachella. Entomologists just can’t bug off, but hey, it's a fly time for everyone involved!
The NHS is rolling out personalized cancer vaccines, tailoring treatments faster than a bespoke Savile Row suit! Elliot Pfebve's trial is a real-life sci-fi moment. "Move over, Match.com," joked one scientist, "we're matchmaking patients with cancer cures!"
Stoke Space's rocket engine test? Absolutely lit! They fired it up for a hot two seconds, and luckily, it didn’t turn into a July 4th special. The future's reusable, but I hope they're not planning to recycle their engineers' sanity!
Looks like the colorful revolution has gone to bits! Turns out, all that flashy red, blue, and green plastic degrades faster into microplastics, while boring black, white, and silver stay strong. Who knew? Even plastic can be afraid of the sun!
So there's this Finnish startup, Flow Computing, claiming it can double, even 100x, CPU performance with a magical chip. If true, it's like finding out Nutella is a superfood. Chipmakers must be scratching their heads wondering, “Why didn’t we think of that?” Maybe they were too busy trying to keep up with AI’s snack demands.
Adobe's updating vague AI terms after users threatened to cancel subscriptions. Apparently, Adobe thought taking ownership of user content was a "creative" idea, but users disagreed. Who knew artists didn't want to pay rent on their own creativity?
So, iPhone users, ready for Apple Intelligence? Now your phone will not only autocorrect "ducking" but also rewrite your entire angry dissertation to your ex. Unfortunately, you'll need a new pricey model—because apparently AI needs those extra megapixels to psychoanalyze you!
Databricks just pulled a DIY makeover with LakeFlow, axing third-party tools for data pipelines. It's like firing your interior decorator because you found a YouTube tutorial. CEO Ali Ghodsi must’ve had an "Aha!" moment: suddenly, customers want simplicity, not more partners—and maybe fewer expenses, too!
Gorilla just secured €23 million to help energy companies predict your AC addiction and save the planet! They're working with Shell, Centrica, and even Texas, where electricity bills could rival a house down payment. Expect a brighter (and geekier) energy future!
Tilda Swinton's latest documentary is like Alice in Wonderland meets a neuroscience lesson, with a sprinkle of AI and a pipe-smoking caterpillar. Basically, it's like if your psychedelic dream had a PhD and a passport. Rabbit holes and algorithms, anyone?
☠️ Postmortem of the day
A GitHub personal access token with recently elevated scopes was leaked from Homebrew’s Jenkins that allowed access to `git push` on several Homebrew repositories.
💡📚 Articles
Wow, Google's cloud review checklist is so meticulous they might as well add "regularly check the alignment of your keyboard for optimal typing posture." Sounds like if you follow these tips, your cloud environment will be about as impenetrable as your grandmother’s Wi-Fi password.
Sounds like "Fffuel.co" isn't just the weirdest name of the internet, it’s also the hottest! Over 40 free design tools? This site is like a Swiss Army knife, but for code geeks. Know what they say: “Stay fueled, stay creative!" 💻🔧😅
DevOps: where developers and IT operators are finally forced to be friends! It's like a tech marriage counselor – fixing issues faster and arguing less, all while ensuring your app doesn't behave like a rebellious teenager. A geek’s rom-com!
Is it just me, or did Kubernetes just become the new IKEA furniture? "Simply follow these 27 steps, inject some Base64, and voilà, you've got a service running through Cloudflared tunnels!" Just don't forget the tiny allen wrench!
Creating a portfolio is like building a digital mansion to impress the Internet. I started with zero ideas, navigating through design conundrums, color crises, and feedback frenzies. After a two-month marathon, I finally nailed it and cured my portfolio-phobia!
Python newsletters—because nothing says cutting-edge tech like checking your inbox for the latest in binary brilliance. From "Taipy Newsletter" making GUIs sexy again, to "Coffee Bytes" ensuring you can code like a pro over your morning java—2024, here we come!
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