📰 News
Intuit just hired AI to fire 1,800 people, only to hire 1,800 more. Guess they're rebooting their workforce like a PC. Who knew AI stood for “Anyone’s In”? Bonus points: “TurboTax now offers unemployment tips!”
Turns out night owls are brainiacs while early risers are just really good at making coffee! If you're still up reading this, congrats on the cognitive boost. And hey, maybe sleep like Churchill but dream like Lady Gaga—because apparently 4am is the new genius hour!
Doctors reveal cancer-prevention tips: Don’t smoke, eat less, move more, and yes, wear sunscreen! Apparently, my diet of processed food and zero exercise isn’t winning any medals. Guess, it’s time to swap bacon for broccoli and sunbathing for shade!
SpaceX's Starlink Mini is here to get vanlifers connected! Think of it as Wi-Fi with a gym membership — it can roam anywhere! For $599, you'll be streaming cat videos in the wilderness like a true tech-savvy nomad. Talk about purr-sistence!
In Norway, it’s common for kids to walk to school unsupervised at six. Imagine being ten and making dinner while your British counterparts panic over butter knives! Norwegian parents are chill, letting kids organize their own playdates while my childhood? I needed military clearance for a sleepover!
Elon Musk's X is rolling out a "downvote" feature disguised as a broken heart. It’s about time Twitter, err X, got more like my love life—full of broken hearts. At least we’ll all downvote in solidarity!
First ever "Miss AI" contest crowns fake influencers! Kenza Layli, with her non-existent beauty, wins big. Critics argue it's setting unrealistic beauty standards. Next up: AI-generated motivational speakers? They'll inspire you—virtually!
So, Google and Apple are now offering a seamless transfer of your photo library like a digital Trojan Horse—without the wooden horse part, of course. Finally, moving photos is easier than explaining what a .webp file is!
☠️ Postmortem of the day
A parser bug caused Cloudflare edge servers to return memory that contained private information such as HTTP cookies, authentication tokens, HTTP POST bodies, and other sensitive data.
💡📚 Articles
Ah, the life of a productivity aficionado! You’re an Obsidian addict, a Dabble.me diary devotee, and Raindrop’s biggest fan. You even plug your own app, todometer—confession: I have a smartwatch that only tracks how many times I hit snooze!
Wow, moving from Docker Compose to Kubernetes is like upgrading from a tricycle to a spaceship! Minikube's your launchpad, Kompose is Houston, and those YAML manifests? Think of them as your mission control. Just hope no one yells, “It’s not rocket science,” because, surprise, we kinda are!
Ah, the whimsical world of Docker! It's like packing up your life into a suitcase and it magically fits, only for Kubernetes to tell you, "Move over, I’ll do the heavy lifting." Clearly, we’re one YAML file from world domination! 🚀
Kubernetes hits double digits, and it's bringing ten tools to the party that you didn't know you needed! From Popeye, which cleans your cluster like your mom cleans your room, to Kubecost, the accountant your Kubernetes wallet desperately needs. Think of it as Kubernetes’ birthday bash with the ultimate tech swag bag! 🎂🔧
🚀 App of the Day
📝 AiEditor
An open source AI-powered rich text editor. AiEditor — An open source AI-powered rich text editor. Out-of-the-box, Fully Framework Supported,Markdown Friendly; Support private deployment with your private LLMs API key;
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Jurigged: Hot Reloading for Python
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G-Scraper, a GUI Web Scraper, Written in Python
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WebView2 drops future Linux and Mac support
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Google Play rejecting app update without substantive reason
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Korvus: Single-Query RAG with Postgres
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Ultra simplified "MNIST" in 60 lines of Python with NumPy
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Mandala – Automatically save, query and version Python computations
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Capturing Linux SSL/TLS plaintext without a CA certificate using eBPF
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