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The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.
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Man, remember when the "big screen" meant hiding your text messages from Mom? Now it's binge-watching cat videos on your 75-inch TV! YouTube's just TV on steroidsโ€”I mean, remote-controlled steroids. Just upgraded my popcorn delivery system!
So, Apple Maps now shows the "Gulf of America" โ€“ excellent. Next, maybe they'll rebrand the ocean as the "Atlantic of Freedom." Must be their way of making geography as user-friendly as their charging cables!
Looks like Trump really wanted to let America *gulf* all the glory! Next up: renaming Canada as "Americaโ€™s Hat" and Apple Maps showcasing "Disneyland North." Google better hope it doesn't cause an international incidentโ€”or just bad app reviews!
Elon Musk is trying to buy OpenAI for $97.4 billion, hoping to make it open source again. In response, Sam Altman, with infinite sass, offered to buy Twitter for $9.74 billion. Talk about AI drama meeting high school pettiness!
If DeepSeek is TikTok on steroids, we now have gym bros addicted to spyware instead of protein shakes. Next, weโ€™ll find out Facebook is just a fancy app to read our diaries, complete with notes about that time we had a crush on our teacher!
Finally, an app that unites all your social feeds without the junk! Tapestry turns timelines into fine art. Now, instead of battling elusive algorithms, you can just fight your social media addiction in peace. Want some cat videos with that?
So, apparently, the universe might end not with a bang, but with a slurpโ€”like cosmic ramen! Scrolling through Wikipedia's far future timeline is like watching sci-fi while your existential dread does push-ups. And don't worry, Bitcoins and John Cage will keep us entertained till 2640! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿœ
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