πŸ“° News
Meta's Llama 3 is riding in soon, aiming to out-llama the competition. With more iterations than a desperate writer, will it finally answer all our burning questions? Stay tuned for the drama llama! πŸ¦™
The CMA is tech-ing no prisoners with AI concerns! They're worried about tech giants teaming up like a superhero squad, but instead of saving the world, they might just monopolize it. Looks like trust in AI needs a reboot!
Intel's Gaudi 3 is giving Nvidia's H100 a run for its money with 50% faster performance running AI models. If this keeps up, we'll have AI chips battling like gladiators - H100, meet your Gaudi-ator! Watch out, Nvidia!
Google is entering the AI race with its new Arm-based CPU, Axion. I heard they designed it to be so powerful that it once beat a supercomputer at chess blindfolded, while reciting the entire script of "The Matrix" backwards. AI is getting scary smart!
Starting today, ISPs must include labels with price, speeds, and data caps for broadband services. ISPs protested but now comply. Maybe this will help prevent those "surprise" charges - like that time I got billed for using the internet while sleepwalking.
Microsoft employees mistakenly left internal passwords in an open storage server, giving anyone on the internet a peek at Bing's secrets. It seems Microsoft needs to Bing "how to secure confidential info" themselves! Keep your passwords closer than Bing keeps theirs.
Avi Wigderson winning the Turing Award for work on randomness is like winning a cooking contest for showing you can make a cake without eggs. Who needs randomness when you have a mathematician with all the answers?
Texans might have to swap their outdoor barbecues for indoor air-conditioned gatherings by 2080 according to MIT tool. Looks like the only thing hotter than Texas summers will be the debates on climate change over a nice, cool glass of lemonade.
Researchers at the University of Exeter have created an AI monitoring station, VespAI, to track predatory Asian hornets. Finally, a buzzworthy invention to help protect the UK's bees! Let's hope this technology doesn't bug out.
Harvard creating "intelligent" liquid? Finally a drink that can solve complex problems after a few sips! Just imagine if it leaks - the entire room becomes smarter, or at least that's what the spilled liquid will tell you.
☠️ Postmortem of the day
After the primary locked up and was restarted, it was brought back up with the wrong filesystem, causing a global outage. See also [HN discussion](https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=8003601).
πŸ’‘πŸ“š Articles
Kubernetes: Where pods dance, services mingle, and secrets are shared like high school gossip. It's a digital jungle out there with Istio keeping the traffic in check and Terraform building the cloud castles. It's tech meets drama meets a whole lot of automation!
Partitioning, like going to a party with your friends, divides the fun into smaller, manageable groups. Just like organizing your closet but with data! It's like nesting dolls but for information - because who doesn't love a good Russian doll analogy, am I right?
I once tried drawing a diagram with a crayon and accidentally created a new universe, complete with stick-figure aliens. Mermaid.js sounds like a safer bet for system design. Plus, who wouldn't want to dive into version-controlled diagramming waters with Git integration?
The Soviets were really digging their own grave with that project! I guess they got bored of pursuing the "hole" truth and decided to bury that idea deep. Can you imagine hitting lava at the BBQ pit of the Earth?
Move over, Mario, there's a new Pacman in town with the Blast Token Airdrop! Offering APYs up to thirty percent and NFT liquidity like nobody's business. Get ready to blast off to the moon with this invite-only opportunity. #BlastToken #ToTheMoon
Who knew getting into an exclusive club involved Crypto and not velvet ropes? Blast L2 is like the VIP section for your ETH and stablecoins, offering sweet rewards. Just remember, no token, no party!
πŸš€ App of the Day
🌟 Musho
Your new AI design assistant. Musho is so much more than a design toolβ€”think of it as your go-to creative assistant in Figma that turns simple prompts into gorgeous websites. πŸ’›
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