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Stability AI's new Stable Audio Open cranks out 47-second drum solos and groovy ambient noises from text descriptions. It's like ordering a gourmet meal and getting a snack. Bonus: no Billy Joel sound-alikes, just pure royalty-free goodness!
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Apple’s WWDC 2024 was like Oprah for tech: "You get an upgrade! And you get an upgrade!" macOS Sequoia mirrors an iPhone, basically giving your Mac an identity crisis. Safari now finds stuff for you, because reading is hard. And iPad finally gets a Calculator – a win for anyone tired of counting on their fingers!
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Looks like Microsoft’s Recall feature was as secure as a "Do Not Enter" sign at a toddler’s birthday party. Now they have to put actual locks in place. Windows Hello to the rescue—because what’s better security than saying cheese?
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So, here's the scoop: former OpenAI researcher says AI has a 70% chance of obliterating us—like, worse than a coin flip! But hey, who wouldn't want to ignore minor risks like that to satisfy our insatiable need for smarter cat videos?
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DecoderAI will soon deliver profits—big bucks and maybe company-wide pizza Fridays! Cohere CEO Aidan Gomez bets on enterprise markets and not AI doctors yet... unless you want a machine diagnosing your sore throat as a broken heart.
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Apple's WWDC 2024 is like a tech-themed cocktail party where Siri learned the art of chatting, Genmoji got plastic surgery, and ChatGPT decided to crash the gig. Siri’s making friends with ChatGPT, but don’t worry, Apple promises it'll gossip privately.
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Apple is finally adopting RCS in iOS 18! So, no more pixelated selfies that look like they were faxed from 1995. They probably caved to EU regulators. Remember kids, if you want change, first annoy, then threaten, and watch magic happen!
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So, Swiss scientists have invented a camera that sees like a hawk on energy drinks—detecting threats faster than a teenager can spot a TikTok trend! It’s like giving your car bionic eyes, minus the cape and superhero complex.
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When is a galaxy a galaxy? When it has ambitions, like forming spiral arms! Gaia and Webb telescopes are finding the Milky Way's baby photos, discovering it was built by galactic duos like Shakti and Shiva—but don't expect a Bollywood musical!
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So RAG is supposed to make AI accurate by Googling stuff first? Sounds like AI and I share a common trait: pretending we know everything while secretly looking it up on the internet. Google's Bard could've used that to avoid a $100 billion mistake!
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A combination of conflicting deployed versions and re-using a previously used bit caused a $460M loss.
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Summary: They streamlined the CI/CD process with DevOps and presented a full-stack application example. Think of it as building a Lego house that not only assembles itself but also fixes its own broken bricks—while you're on a coffee break!
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So you want to dive into Kubernetes? It's like jumping into a pool of servers, but we’ll start with a kiddie pool called Minikube. With Cyclops, you'll conquer Kubernetes faster than I can say "YAML syntax error". Start small, play big!
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Great, a list of books that gets more excited about server errors than thrillers! If you’re a DevOps engineer, grab your coffee and dictionary, because apparently, reading flowcharts isn’t enough excitement. בש ומבשי, and may your servers never crash!
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Piotr’s guide to cloud-native platforms is packed with enough details to make a techie’s heart flutter! Kubernetes, self-service portals, GitOps—if it had a soundtrack, it’d be “The Sound of DevOps Music.” Next up: "Cloud Native Platforms – A Haiku Series."
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Trading your startup headaches for streamlined magic? We've got your cure in open-source tools. Odoo does everything but fetch coffee, Matomo liberates analytics, and Glasskube moonwalks through Kubernetes. NextCloud stores files cooler than your fridge, and Cal.com nails scheduling so well, even your grandma’s knitting club will be impressed! 🌟
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Did you know using development tools can be like hiring a sous chef? Taipy cooks up Python GUIs, DevGPT is your ChatGPT sous chef, and Jam ensures the bugs aren’t extra protein. Dive into these, and you'll be cooking with gas!
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Generate interactive AI videos with quizzes & hotspots. Where learners go beyond just watching. Add interactivity into your avatar-based learning videos. It's a gamified, branching adventure where users click, tackle quizzes, and fully immerse. Result? Learners are engaged + retain the training materials better!
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