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The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
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OpenAI's $14 million Super Bowl ad used pointillism to show AI evolving from fire and the wheel. Hey, if AI can draft business plans, maybe it can also finally figure out how to make my toddler fall asleep on time.
In Sri Lanka, one cheeky monkey decided to audition for "King Kong" by climbing a power station, causing a nationwide blackout. With toque macaques numbering in the millions, it’s like Friday night at a monkey disco—chaos guaranteed!
So Nvidia’s RTX 5090 is cooking up more than just pixels—it's literally frying power connectors! Maybe it’s time to market these as the world’s first dual-purpose GPUs: perfect for gaming and toasting your sandwiches!
The Euclid telescope captured an Einstein ring, finally proving that even galaxies love accessorizing with the latest cosmic bling. Experts marvel at this discovery, noting, “That ring really ties the universe together!” Who knew black holes had such star-studded taste?
So, a bunch of bigwigs took a Parisian vacation disguised as an AI summit, and they crowned Mistral as the local tech hero! France’s answer to ChatGPT, Le Chat, is popular in France but barely meows elsewhere. Vive la résistance!
Man, James Howells, lost his bitcoin fortune in a landfill and now wants to buy the entire dump to dig it up! Sounds like he's trashing his savings plan and truly investing in garbage. Newport’s council must think he's recycling bad ideas! 🌍💸🚮
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