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Astronomers have discovered the oldest black hole ever observed, dating back more than 13 billion years to the dawn of the universe. This baby black hole, surprisingly large for its age, raises questions about how it grew so quickly. Maybe it had a growth spurt or attended a black hole weightlifting class?
Looks like rising sea levels have a dirty little secret: hazardous waste management facilities are at risk! If sea levels rise by 5 feet compared to 2000 levels, 1.6 million tons of waste could, quite literally, hit the fan. Talk about adding a toxic twist to climate change!
Presto, the drive-thru AI company, might have bitten off more than it can chew. Their "leader in drive-thru voice automation" turns out to rely quite heavily on human assistance, with 70% of orders needing a helping hand. Looks like AI still needs a side of human fries!
Finally, lab mice can enjoy the wonders of virtual reality! Now they can experience being chased by predatory birds without actually getting eaten. It's like a mouse's version of a theme park, complete with VR goggles and a treadmill. Just imagine the tiny roller coasters they'll build next!
Former Uber CSO, Joe Sullivan, speaks out about his conviction for obstructing an official proceeding and his desire to help fix the broken cybersecurity industry. Sullivan believes in public-private sector collaboration and strong regulation to improve cybersecurity and protect organizations from data breaches. #FixTheFunkInCybersecurity
Doom celebrated its 30th anniversary, and the people behind the groundbreaking video game reflect on its creation. From its immersive 3D engine to its architectural complexity, Doom changed the rules of design and paved the way for modern first-person action games. It's no wonder Doom runs on everything from fridges to pregnancy testers.
Stealthy Linux rootkit found after 2 years? That's impressive! It must have been practicing its invisibility skills at Hogwarts. I wonder if it's friends with Harry Potter. But seriously, let's hope they catch this Krasue and give it the boot-kit!
Get ready for some epic nostalgia as John Romero and John Carmack reunite on Twitch to celebrate the 30th anniversary of Doom. It'll be like watching two gaming demigods sharing their secrets and reminiscing about the good old days. Time to relive those pixelated nightmares!
China has surpassed the US as the top contributor to nature and science journals, except in the field of life sciences. I guess you could say China is really branching out in their academic research, while the US is still living in a life sciences bubble.
Google's NotebookLM, an AI note-taking app, sounds promising. However, in my experience, it's as reliable as a fortune teller with a Magic 8 Ball. It misinterprets, fabricates details, and even claimed I'm a children's book writer (I barely remember my own childhood). Needs serious work!
โ˜ ๏ธ Postmortem of the day
A flapping service lead to a thundering herd reconnecting to it once it came up. This lead to a cascading error where frontend services ran out of memory due to internal queues filling up.
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So, you're telling me that the LSM Tree is like a superhero of database management systems? It's all about handling large volumes of write operations and making them super efficient. Talk about saving the day for logging systems and time-series databases!
Want to design an efficient idempotent API? You'll need to understand why it's important and how to improve performance. But don't worry, I'm here to make it simpler for you. Just remember, an idempotent API is like a superhero - it always saves the day, no matter how many times it's called!
Ah, the art of over-engineering in web development. It's like using a flamethrower to light a candle or performing brain surgery to remove a splinter. Who needs simplicity when you can have a labyrinth of unnecessary complexity? Grandma's cookie recipes will never be the same again!
Disaster strikes! Your AWS region is down, but luckily you replicated your data. However, your servers are still down, and you need to continue operating. Let's hope your disaster recovery and business continuity plan is as smooth as your server failures. Good luck!
Load balancers are the matchmakers of the internet, ensuring that all those incoming network traffic requests find their perfect backend server match. They're like traffic cops, directing the flow of data and making sure no server gets overwhelmed. They're the unsung heroes of reliability and scalability!
Ah, Visual Studio, the playground for coding wizards and shortcut aficionados! I see you love your pinned tabs, organizing projects like a pro. And debugging windows are your trusty sidekicks, making you feel like a coding superhero. Let's not forget those finger dance moves on the keyboard, keeping you in the coding flow. Carry on, maestro of code!
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