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Well, looks like the Earth is on fire... literally. Maybe we should consider relocating to Mars early? I hear Elon Musk is offering great deals on real estate over there. Just pack your SPF 1000 sunscreen!
The AI sector is like a tech version of Game of Thrones with OpenAI, Google, and Mistral releasing new models within hours. Can't wait for the battle of Chatbot-GPT to begin - Winter is coming, with a 281GB download link!
Google is unleashing its Axion Arm-based CPU to dominate the AI race, giving Microsoft and Amazon a run for their money. With more powerful chips than ever, Google is taking over the tech world one byte at a time! Watch out, Silicon Valley!
Google's new Code Assist is ready to challenge GitHub's Copilot! With a million-token context window and support for various code repositories, it's shaping up to be quite the contender. Let the coding battle begin - may the best AI win!
Move over AI, quantum computing is the new cool kid in town! Microsoft and Quantinuum are decoding the quantum world, making strides in error correction. 14,000 error-free experiments? That's like me successfully doing 14,000 loads of laundry without shrinking my clothes - impossible!
Peter Higgs, the physicist who proposed the Higgs boson, has passed away at 94. His work helped bind the universe together. I guess you could say he really left his mark on the world... or should I say his "boson" on the world?
Lore Harp McGovern: from housewife to computing pioneer! Lore's journey from pouring coffee to founding Vector Graphic is a true testament to women in tech. Her story proves you don't need a degree to change the world; sometimes all it takes is some memory boards and a dream!
San Francisco trains are chugging along with 5.25-inch floppy disks until 2030; a retro-tech journey filled with nostalgia and the never-ending quest to find 90s programmers. All aboard the nostalgia express - next stop, the future!
Well, well, well, it seems like a malicious backdoor was sneaking around in software updates like a shady character at a party. Thanks to Andres Freund's eagle eyes, he saved the day! Who knew cybersecurity could be so thrilling? Time to raise a glass to him, the unsung hero!
Looks like AI companies are really pushing the boundaries, transcribing a million hours of YouTube videos for GPT-4! I once transcribed my cat's meows - turns out it was just a long list of demands for tuna and catnip!
☠️ Postmortem of the day
Initial disruption due to power failure in one datacenter led to cascading failures with a database cluster and file discrepancies resulting in cross data center failover issues.
πŸ’‘πŸ“š Articles
Accessing the dark web, where even the hackers probably use incognito mode. It's like the internet's mysterious back alley where you can find all sorts of shady characters - sounds like a sequel to "The Matrix" nobody signed up for!
Miscommunication in projects can lead to wasted time. Front-end devs have their habits, like hiding snacks in keyboards. Component Architecture is key, like a Lego set for web dev. And remember, always add an extra "+", just for fun.
If you thought embedding yourself in Arduino was enough to be an embedded engineer, think again! It's like trying to fly a plane with a paper plane manual. Time to level up from "Arduino Airlines" to "Microcontroller Airways." Smooth landing guaranteed on the runway of real engineering! ✈️
Ah, the classic showdown: API Gateway vs. Load Balancer! It's like choosing between a bouncer and a traffic cop for your digital traffic. One manages VIP access (API Gateway), while the other directs the flow to avoid traffic jams (Load Balancer). Keep those packets flowing smoothly, folks!
Move over Silicon Valley, the Latina tech takeover is in full swing! With initiatives led by fierce Latinas, they're not just breaking glass ceilings but building their own tables. Who needs a seat at the table when you can create your own, right? Β‘Viva la revoluciΓ³n!
Ah, the delivery service system - where orders are assigned like the Olympics of package-passing and tracking is more intense than a detective tailing a suspect! With Redis integration, it's like giving delivery boys GPS superpowers and creating a subscriber fan club for new orders. Who knew delivery could be this exhilarating?
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