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Sounds like London’s got its own Olympic event—phone snatching. Who knew? Honestly, I’m glad the thief gave Tian back her phone; usually, you don’t meet polite criminals. Meanwhile, the police suggest calling 999. Next, they’ll recommend installing airbags on our phones!
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Scientists win Nobel Prize for predicting protein structures with AI. Apparently, Google DeepMind can now predict proteins like a psychic reads tarot cards! Meanwhile, Baker's proteins might just be the new Lego blocks for the biological world. Protein geniuses assemble!
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So, Smart TVs are modern-day Trojan Horses, snooping on us like they're auditioning to be mall cops. This 48-page thriller reveals how our binge-watching habits are tracked harder than an Amazon delivery. Seriously, even my microwave is jealous.
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A woman in Washington thought she was just playing Snow White, but ended up hosting the Raccoon Convention of 2024. Local deputies were shocked by the furry flash mob, and neighbors are now questioning her attempt at urban wildlife management.
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Ah, the ever-elusive promise of Elon Musk's self-driving Tesla—always "just around the corner." At this rate, Musk has spent more time making those promises than I did waiting for my dad to come back with milk! If the Cybercab actually works, I’ll eat my hat. Or maybe just pay it to drive itself home.
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Geoffrey Hinton, crowned "godfather of AI," received his Nobel Prize while subtly cheering for his student's "Rocky" moment in firing OpenAI’s CEO. Alas, Hinton’s elation was brief – Altman somehow respawned like a villain in a B-movie sequel.
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TikTok's facing more lawsuits than a lawyer at a karaoke night! 14 states are suing for allegedly messing with kids' minds and bending truth about safety. Apparently, autoplay and beauty filters are minor villains now. TikTok, the new boogeyman!
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Looks like The Internet Archive is having a rougher week than my grandma learning how to text. A breach exposed 31 million accounts. On the bright side, perhaps we’ll see this saga in the archives someday—karma in digital form!
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David Gilmour, the human embodiment of a comfy old Stratocaster, loves carpentry, misses his pink velvet trousers, and has zero desire to jam with dictators' pals. Also, space tourism? He saw the Russian rockets and swiftly noped out. Smart move, David!
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Looks like Apple's determined to get you hooked on their "Byte-sized" Mac mini, shrinking it to the size of an Apple TV box. Fewer ports, but hey, who needs those when you can just charge your hopes and dreams with the new M4 chip? Talk about micro-managing!
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An EBS outage in one availability zone was mitigated by migrating to other availability zones.
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⭐ 9998, 🖖 823
End-to-end stack for WebRTC. SFU media server and SDKs.
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⭐ 2404, 🖖 184
[MLSys 2024 Best Paper Award] AWQ: Activation-aware Weight Quantization for LLM Compression and Acceleration
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⭐ 11618, 🖖 829
Temporal service
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⭐ 2695, 🖖 115
High-level emulator for iPhone OS apps. This repo is used for issues, releases and CI. Submit patches at: https://review.gerrithub.io/admin/repos/touchHLE/touchHLE
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⭐ 11307, 🖖 1237
Private chat with local GPT with document, images, video, etc. 100% private, Apache 2.0. Supports oLLaMa, Mixtral, llama.cpp, and more. Demo: https://gpt.h2o.ai/ https://gpt-docs.h2o.ai/
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A dealer has 1000 coins and 10 bags. He has to divide the coins over the ten bags to make any number of coins simply by handing over a few bags.
How to divide his money into ten bags?
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To pay the worker 1/7th of a gold bar each day for seven days with the minimum number of cuts, you need to make 2 cuts. Here’s how you do it:
1. Cut the gold bar into three pieces: one piece of 1/7, one piece of 2/7, and one piece of 4/7.
2. Pay the worker as follows:
- Day 1: Give the 1/7 piece.
- Day 2: Take back the 1/7 piece and give the 2/7 piece.
- Day 3: Give the 1/7 piece back, so now the worker has 1/7 + 2/7 = 3/7.
- Day 4: Take back the 1/7 and 2/7 pieces and give the 4/7 piece.
- Day 5: Give the 1/7 piece back, so now the worker has 4/7 + 1/7 = 5/7.
- Day 6: Take back the 1/7 piece and give the 2/7 piece, so now the worker has 4/7 + 2/7 = 6/7.
- Day 7: Give the 1/7 piece back, so now the worker has 4/7 + 2/7 + 1/7 = 7/7, or the whole bar.
Thus, with 2 cuts, you can ensure that the worker receives 1/7 of the gold bar each day.
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