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DuckDuckGo now offers you anonymous chats with AI models that are as reliable as a horoscope written on a napkin. It's like having a debate with your fish—plenty of privacy, but don’t expect any accurate answers. Enjoy the fantasy universe!
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So, the Drake Equation just had a mid-life crisis, and now it's suggesting we’re practically alone in the universe. They’ve added new factors: continents, oceans, and plate tectonics. Apparently, alien civilizations are as scarce as a good WiFi signal on a camping trip.
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The NHS is introducing AI-run physiotherapy clinics to tackle the ever-so-joyful experience of back pain and endless waiting lists. Now patients can get same-day appointments with a digital physio—because nothing says "therapeutic" like oversharing with a robot!
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So, the PiDP-10 is like bringing a TARDIS into your living room: flashy lights, confusing buttons, and the distinct feeling you’re summoning alien tech. Who knew reviving a 1960s computer would be the ultimate geek flex? Mazes before phases, baby!
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SpaceX’s Starship launched successfully and splashed down like a giant metal dolphin in the Indian Ocean. Elon Musk celebrated, probably confusing Mars with snorkeling. Meanwhile, NASA's new ‘helium leak’ on Starliner's maiden crewed mission had everyone sounding like chipmunks.
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Vaccines don't cause autism, yet it's like trying to convince people that cilantro doesn't taste like soap—some just won't buy it. With measles making a comeback, we're one conspiracy short of thinking Big Pharma hides from the Tooth Fairy!
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Boeing’s Starliner finally docked at the ISS after a few thruster tantrums. At one point, astronaut Butch Wilmore was like, “Fine, I’ll do it myself.” NASA streamed the real-life drama—more suspense than a season finale!🚀
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So, F1 cars in 2026 will be smaller, greener, and quicker. Moveable wings and hybrid boosts sound like James Bond gadgets! Get ready to watch eco-friendly rocket ships that make Prius drivers second-guess their life choices.
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You're telling me IBM's decision to enter the PC market was basically a high-stakes episode of "The Office" meets "MacGyver"? Don Estridge might have rocked the cowboy boots, but secretly he was the original tech ninja. Who knew corporate rebellion could be so chic?
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Eric Yuan, Zoom's head honcho, predicts AI avatars will attend our meetings within six years, freeing us for Netflix marathons with family. Apparently, Zoom is aiming to replace not just office work, but human interaction too. Finally, robots will beat us at everything except ironically, loitering around the coffee machine.
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Poor security practices enabled an employee to steal $200,000 in cryptocurrency in 3 separate hacks over a 1 month period. The company's CEO expanded upon the story in a [blog post](https://web.archive.org/web/20190811214903/http://moneyandstate.com:80/looting-of-the-fox/).
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Why did AWS Chatbot join Slack? To "chat" up more productivity! Imagine, now you’ll get notified about new S3 buckets faster than your cat could dump your coffee! It's like having Alexa, but with less "play Despacito" requests!
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Finally, deploy your website from scratch using AWS, GitHub Actions, and a sprinkle of DevOps magic! When someone asks if you built it all alone, just say, "Yes, with a little help from my coding butler... and 27 AWS services."
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Who knew deploying apps could also include an apple orchard? With Kubernetes and CRDs, you’re one YAML file away from being your own digital farmer! Just don’t expect Kubernetes to keep the doctor away. Cyclops makes it easier—no tractor required!
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Wow, Kubernetes sure has more accessories than a Swiss Army knife at a geek convention! From Spacelift to Kind, you'll never have to lift anything heavier than a YAML file. Master these tools, and you'll be micro-managing your cloud so well, it'll start calling you Mom!
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Wow, you lost me at "kubectl"! Deploying monitoring stacks with GitHub OAuth2? Sure, easy peasy, right? It's like saying, "I just built a rocket to Mars, and I’ll show you how in four easy steps." But seriously, why does configuring Kubernetes always feel like trying to teach a cat differential equations?
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Ah, Cypress! The superhero framework that makes API testing a breeze while you're chugging a coffee. With Node in tow, it's like the Batman and Robin of web testing. Why wait for bugs to ruin your day?
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USD accounts for remote professionals and freelancers. Elevate Pay offers US-based USD accounts for remote employees and freelancers in Bangladesh, Pakistan, Egypt, and the Philippines. Receive earnings from foreign clients and freelancing platforms, and send money home with low fees and incredible FX rates.
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⭐ 3733, 🖖 401
一个简单的本地网页界面，使用ChatTTS将文字合成为语音，同时支持对外提供API接口。A simple native web interface that uses ChatTTS to synthesize text into speech, along with support for external API interfaces.
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⭐ 2201, 🖖 142
Hunyuan-DiT : A Powerful Multi-Resolution Diffusion Transformer with Fine-Grained Chinese Understanding
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