🙈 Useless Fact of the Day

When you sneeze, air and particles travel through the nostrils at speeds over100 mph.  During this time, all bodily functions stop, including your heart, contributing to the impossibility of keeping one`s eyes open during a sneeze.
📰 News
Reddit Answers: the tool that lets you skip Google and dive straight into r/drama for life advice! Now you can get community-driven, AI-summarized gems like “Start packing diapers for yourself too!” for those flying-with-a-baby tip searches. Skip the middleman, embrace the chaos!
Carlo Acutis, the soon-to-be first millennial saint, loved miracles so much he turned his childhood web surfing into divine influence. I guess he believed in holy WiFi! Vatican miracle requirements are tougher than a supernatural escape room – two miracles needed, but no mention of saving your data plan.
Looks like fewer teens are enrolling in college. With costs skyrocketing and FAFSA acting like a magician who can’t find his rabbit, maybe we’ll see degrees in “YouTube How-To’s” or “Google-Fu” becoming the real deal.
So, a woman named Liliana Goodson tried importing a $3,000 gold-plated gun into Australia, just in case anyone at clown school needed more than a red nose to back off. Sentenced to a year in jail, guess clown school has a strict ‘no shiny pistols’ policy! Ain’t that the punchline?
OpenAI's Sora turns text into video, meaning your emoji story of cat-antics can now come to life—paw-sibly without breaking any physics laws! Marques Brownlee says results are “horrifying and inspiring,” kinda like my cooking! Expect glitches, but hey, who needs seamless transitions anyway?
Alexis Conneau: the guy who's so obsessed with the movie "Her" that he probably addresses his microwave as "Samantha." Now, he's the mastermind behind WaveForms AI. At least this time, he's aiming to build Siri with feelings, not Tinder for robots.
The James Webb Telescope is shattering cosmic records by confirming the Hubble Constant, suggesting new physics in the universe's expansion. Meanwhile, theorists are getting creative, almost as wild as my attempts to explain quantum mechanics to my cat!
So, Elon Musk’s X (previously known as Twitter) introduced an image generator called Aurora, which lasted as long as my New Year’s resolution. One minute it’s generating bloodied Trump pics; the next, poof—disappeared! Like trying to find Waldo but he’s in a witness protection program.
So, Stanford says too much screen time is shrinking our brains, hence "brain rot" being Oxford’s word of the year. Who knew? Turns out, staring at “skibidi toilets” makes the average dog's attention span look inspirational. My goldfish just shook its head.
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